Recent content by Kanazuchi

That's one big honking starfruit. Why can't I get those?

Seriously -- go to Megaton first, then get lost. I was level 17 before I found Three Dog because I got sidetracked over and over again. Oh, and the end game? Liberty Prime is awesome on two legs.

Not a remake, but a Trap Gunner sequel would make me pretty happy.

What? Blizzard not biting the hand that feeds them? Naw! (Psst, hey Blizzard? See that curb? Make sure you keep an eye on Kotick's feet.)

Well that's good. Maybe Nintendo isn't as intellectually bankrupt as Yahtzee suggests.

Is it me, or is Kirby the brand name Nintendo sticks on their more innovative (i.e. not another bloody Mario/Zelda/Metroid) games? I'm looking over the few Kirby games I have on hand, and they don't play like each other.

I'm always glad to see the people informed and empowered. It just makes them aware of how badly the system is screwing them over, and gives them impetus to do something about it. Thank you, Anonymous.

Well done. Funnily enough, my Dittohead days fell in those early '90s, where being a Republican was like asking to be ostracized. But now that that's behind me, I can look back and say what a dipstick Rush Limbaugh was. I will say this though: In one of his books he said exactly "words mean...

I know I'm old. I'm just desensitized to it. You know what makes me not feel old? Being twice as old as some of the people complaining that they're old!

So as best as I can tell, the only proof that she has that she didn't generate herself is Columbine. One point of data does not a trend make. Nor does making erroneous assumptions about the public's knowledge. Try again. In the spirit of Penn and Teller, whose show Bullshit! uses tons of...

I always regarded GH was for those who wanted a challenge and RB to be for those who just wanted to have fun. Fun, remember that? Before you went online to get the online achievements in GHSH and the only song anyone played was TTFAF? Was a whole lot done from GH5 to GH6? Going from 3 to 4...

I want to see a can of beer, shaken until you can't hear it slosh around anymore, then thrown at the floor.

It's not my fault! And it sure as hell isn't my perfect little angel's fault either! C'mon Microsoft, you can spare $1700, can't you? /slap Punish the kid while you're at it! When I was 17, I bent the frame of my parents' Volvo by banging it into a guard rail. Sure, I only paid $500 of...

No, unless it was the drinking game variant (one six pack of beer, one can shaken violently, players take turns opening cans under their noses, get sprayed and you have to drink every open can.)

The eyes... Oh god the eyes....