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    Oh boy, I can't believe I'm asking people on the internet about these sort of problems.

    I suggest telling her, like the fine Escapists above said, and then I immediately suggest giving her a little time without initiating conversation that she doesn't start, maybe a couple of days. Just so that she has time to really process what you said. Oh, and the telling her about it part...
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    Another relationship thread(Kinda). Just could use someone elses opinion.

    I'd just stop talking to them cold. Don't respond to texts, don't respond to e-mails. And if they get all concerned, point out the fact to the best friend that he used your goddamn breakup to get kinky poontang, and if the ex gets concerned, point out that she's BEEN LYING to you, and had a...
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    What are you playing right now?

    Saints Row IV, Assassin's Creed III, Sins of a Galactic Empire mod for Sins of a Solar Empire, Titan Quest (again...) and probably resuming a Baldur's Gate Run.
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    Have you roleplayed a character in a videogame? Tell us a story!

    I have a weird thing where in Assassin's Creed, I like to give the Assassins slightly different personalities; obviously they're established characters, but say in In II, I made Ezio really inventive, and I tended to use a lot of taunting, then gadgets. As in, during combat, I'd taunt...
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    Never Been Calibrated (Silly Mass Effect RP Thread) (Started)

    The captain that had been by Calenzia's side was missing. Northman could hear a shuttle in the backround approaching. Then, as he watched this strange sight, he could see somebody jump out with an Eezo-field lander that slowed them down right before the ground, while the shuttle collided with...
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    Never Been Calibrated (Silly Mass Effect RP Thread) (Started)

    Just as the two were about to get safely into the last cruiser remaining in space, a dreadnought fired it's main weapons directly down it's center. The entire crew was sucked out by the kinetic field still clinging to the shots. Sucked out like slurry. When the pair of one hit the husk that was...
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    Never Been Calibrated (Silly Mass Effect RP Thread) (Started)

    Ike observed the strategic and tactical layouts of Northman's fight and the battles in the mountains "Order Northman to do what he can, the enemy is too close to us, if he retreated then he might not even have time to resupply before their scouts came across us. Rally more fighters to help him...
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    Never Been Calibrated (Silly Mass Effect RP Thread) (Started)

    An enemy interceptor flew over John, his comms set read only static and then the enemy started trying to talk to them in their painful langauge. It sounded like his small personal comms weren't even able to reach some of their sounds. Suddenly, John could hear large mech units dropping...
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    Never Been Calibrated (Silly Mass Effect RP Thread) (Started)

    His Viper, being both old, overused, and terribly ported to thermal clips instantly starts venting for a full minute. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ike, at base merely dismisses the transmission. "Orders, all transmissions people, you don't even...
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    Never Been Calibrated (Silly Mass Effect RP Thread) (Started)

    Ike turned and looked at her "I'm Captain Ike Taboris formerly of Alliance cruiser Clark. You piloted a broken fighter all the way here, congratulations, you're my engineering consultant and a senior staff. Talk to Corporal Grant down in Salvage about speeding up the repairs of the frigate."
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    Never Been Calibrated (Silly Mass Effect RP Thread) (Started)

    Ike watched on the display in the middle of the tilted command area as the fighter crashed "Marines, advance and if it's truly a wounded Quarian, we have a Quarian doctor in medical tent 4." The Marines and police swarmed over the fighter, and seeing that it was true, the Marines immediately...
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    Never Been Calibrated (Silly Mass Effect RP Thread) (Started)

    Ike groaned under his breath and turned "Infiltration? Good. Grab something that works and go out, there is a path two klicks to the south of the entrance to our hangars. Scout. We have reports of possible enemy heavy infantry. Kill whatever you can, but make sure not to lead them back to us."...
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    Never Been Calibrated (Silly Mass Effect RP Thread) (Started)

    Max's ship suddenly rocked and the hum of it's thrusters ended with sputtering explosions. It was falling into uncontrolled burn. Most crewmembers were running to the escape pods. Most of the engineering staff that was somehow still alive was trying to get the maneuvering Eezo fields and...
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    Never Been Calibrated (Silly Mass Effect RP Thread) (Started)

    Intermittent bursts of comms started filtering in to the Asari's equipment. Planetary police, Council forces, and isolated Alliance pockets were slowly trying to link up. But she found something else. Apparently, there were survivors in orbit somewhere. Nobody could clear their...
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    Never Been Calibrated (Silly Mass Effect RP Thread) (Started)

    Ike nodded "You might even be half competent. I'm impressed. Look for broadcasts in low-level, extremely basic frequencies. I know it's hard to get these modern systems to pick them up, but Humans generally start using more basic comms during situations like this. Nobody ever really checks them...