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    How Did Golems Go From Jewish Mysticism to D&D Icons?

    There's a very interesting portrayal of a Golem - from the Golem's perspective - in Helene Wecker's novel 'The Golem And The Djinni'. Highly recommended. Linkie: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/15819028-the-golem-and-the-jinni
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    Japanese Censors: Sexually Aggressive Women Turn Kids Gay

    All censorship exists to prevent any one from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions. All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. Consequently the first condition of progress is the removal of censorship...
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    Extra Punctuation: What Is the Matter with You People?

    Children will kill anything in sight. They're children. Such a stupid question you ask.
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    Extra Punctuation: What Is the Matter with You People?

    Casanova was famous for his love of women, not children.
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    Extra Punctuation: What Is the Matter with You People?

    There's got to be a psychology thesis in this somewhere. It's obvious (for several reasons) why modders make the nude mod but not so obvious why they want mortal children versus say; an end to 1 metre high invincible barriers, or imaginary encumbrance limits or when 'reloading' equals topping...
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    LoadingReadyRun's Desert Bus for Hope Begins Tonight

    I agree. Escapist has been doing this *****-faced nannying shit for years now. Hey everyone, remember when they banned people for using adblockers that like, blocked Escapist ads? The treachery! Ban TheM ALLLLLLL!!!!! Fucking get a life, Escapist staff.
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    Do you respect your police force?

    Sorry what now??? There're plenty of reasons why people DESPISE the British cops and if it isn't the Birmingham Six or Toxteth, it's Kettling. You don't need to read between the lines of the Daily Mail's lies or an exposé from The Guardian or The Independent to point out the massive amount of...
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    Do you respect your police force?

    If you have an Irish police force (I do) then the answer to your question is this: Yes I would trust them. To not harrass people, to not break the laws they are sworn to protect, to be open-minded and fair, to routinely display courage in the line of duty and to not simply be another kind of...
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    When Has A Game Made You Angry??

    Bioshock. Because it crashed again and again. Assassin's Creed 2: Because I hate Ubisoft's DRM. (Personally, I always count DRM as a bug.) Lost Planet. Because I bought it retail and thanks to a bug, it'll never install on XP Pro. Dawn Of War 2. Because Windows Live is total bloatware and...
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    Stolen Pixels #258: Where the Boys Are

    STALKER had that problem too. Throughout the entire region there wasn't a single woman, picture of a woman, sound of a woman nor mention of a woman. The only logical explanation must have been that alternate-universe Ukraine is inhabited solely by armed gay misogynists.
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    LoadingReadyRun: Cursing

    "Hey You.. yeah you, you motherfucking cocksucking old fart-sucker shitheaded prick ***** whore wanker! What??? You're OFFENDED now?? Lick out my hairy shitty arsehole you ******-******. Suck it up and swallow down and gulp. Gulp! I've got so much for you, ******-arse. And...
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    Critical Miss: God Emperor of Steam #4

    Me too. You are not alone my friend.
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    The school bully's little brother problem. I.E The I'm screwed either way problem

    Here's my advice by way of a true story. There was a guy in my school who was big and very tough. He played rugby and was the sort of guy who could laugh off losing teeth. He was a nice guy. His kid brother, though, was a psychopath. Kid brother used to like waiting with his crew outside...
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    Rumor: Retro Studios Pitched Puzzle-Heavy Metroid Game After Prime

    Typical for any media development cycle. Creativiy + intellegence + Engineering + Genius = Cash!! So therefore: Immediate invasion of worthless capitalist 'Money Men' claiming success as their own. Cue several sequels of inane iteration and collapsing quality as 'Money Men' abandon IP...
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    FoxNews bashes Bulletstorm (LOL)

    Here's an uncommon thing! An adult who can remember what it was like to be a child! So before I reached the age of 'adulthood' (18 years of age, they tell you, while ignoring that you could also go and join an army at that age, but can't vote.) I had done the following: Nearly killed...