Recent content by Kloffy

Blitzkrieg on PCs. Why are there no more real time tactics games?

Silence P99 in 007 Nightfire. At that age I was of the opinion that the bigger a gun, the "better" it was, henceforth the silencer was on constantly. Even in multiplayer.

Out of that list, Sam Fisher. Ideally, its a close run between Gordon Freeman and Agent 47. Yes, Freeman is a theoretical physicist with an uncanny familiarity with firearms, but he only survives longer than anyone else because of the HEV suit. He's also incapable of defending himself in melee...

British, because no one knows what I'm talking about if I say I am Manx.

Every leader in the Civ series, solely because they can and will declare war on you for no reason. For that I prefer Europa Universalis.

Ack, you beat me to it!

Close run between the Golden Compass and Stormbreaker.

Samuel stood on the balcony of his Swansea manor, admiring his view of the ocean. He could see yachts and what looked like a steamboat about to dock. Steamboats? In Swansea? He hadn't realised he was in such a cultural hotspot. Back on the ground, something caught his attention. A carriage had...

It's my belief that Atkinson has never had children. Or been one.

Samuel stood on the balcony of his Swansea manor, admiring his view of the ocean. He could see yachts and what looked like a steamboat about to dock. Steamboats? In Swansea? He hadn't realised he was in such a cultural hotspot. Back on the ground, something caught his attention. A carriage had...

Vikings and snobby Victorian holidaymakers. Oh, and cholera.

I meant the latest one, 360/PS3/PC. Its only redeeming factors, a decent soundtrack and 360-PC multiplayer are undermined by the fact that there are only two pieces of music in the entire game (one of which is the menu music) and the fact that the PC servers are shut down. But I agree, the...

Shadowrun. It would have helped if they had played the tabletop game.

My history teacher essentially told the class that the US bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki immediately after Pearl Harbor was attacked. She then used this misinformation to imply that the nukes were completely unnecessary.

"They're too violent, they'll make you kill people!"