Recent content by Kristoffer Mattila

Well, holy shit, now I'm scared of Europe. Is this the first world or what?

Instead of a girly man i'd be a manly girl.

I love how you listed owning a piano in rich people things. People pretty much throw their pianos at you just to get rid of them. I'm sure his was supposed to be a nice one though.

I think Nintendo would love to have a character who is constantly dripping blood

Quote of the year

Uhh. The world sure is interesting. I've never even heard of people putting these things on sandwiches except for maybe mayo. I think I might have heard rumors. Hell, I don't even know what hummus or relish is. Anyway, I'll put my vote on kaviar or skagen. (Now, maybe YOU'll have to google...

But he's a dad and that's what dads do. Read newspapers all day, every day.

My father in a nutshell

If anything it should lower expectations. Porn actors are always so gross. Also now I wonder what sex ed looks like around the world. I'm a Swede and I was taught pretty much the whole shebang throughout my schoolyears in multiple iterations. My teachers were pretty adamant about making sure...

I imagine your voice cracking here

It's totally in english. It just wasn't released in America

Nah, Finland wouldn't beat them. Norway would buy them out.

"BABA!" Also i do that yes-thing as well.

"Because when they come they make a shit load of noise and when they leave they take half of your stuff" Ba-dum tish

A pedophile from the sims 3. I'm not fucked at all since i'm an adult. Phew.