Recent content by KungFuCthulhu

Since I last played Heavy Rain so that would mean Ethan Mars is my father. Well, if I ever get kidnapped it's nice to know he's trying to save me.

Yes. I am told that I am random all the time.

Aliens Vs. Predator: Extinction.

I've tried to write fanfiction a couple times but never finished anything. I've read good fanfiction that expands on the characters and puts them in interesting scenarios and I've read bad fanfiction that's pretty much the author unleashing their bizarre fantasies into writing.

Alone in the Dark 5 has an awesome soundtrack and so does World of Goo.

Halo x Hotel Mario Mortal Kombat X Lucky Star Moe Drill Flower x Gears of War Bayonetta x Minecraft Assassin?s Creed x Hamtaro: Ham-Ham?s Unite Crysis x Don?t Shit Your Pants

Pretty cool.

Seraphim - City of the Fallen Glacial Supremacy - Pfeifer Bros. Gothic Monsters - X-Ray Dog Secret Robes - Atmosphere

I played in the mud.

I want a Zelda-like Mario game that combines Mario's acrobatics with sword/hammer fighting.

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I would have recommended Kino's Journey because it fills most of the requirements. The fight scenes aren't very over the top as the main character (female that doesn't have huge boobs) relies on skill and ingenuity rather than superpowers. It is very episodic so there's not much of an...

I've never seen an RPG set in Mesopotamia or Mesoamerica.

I don't think it's possible to eat a ghost.

I have a hairy chest. I'm not really attached to it (emotionally) but I'd prefer not to have to shave it.