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    Feed Dump: Twins, Twins and Tamogatchis

    Bono has even less chance of being Pope than Fr. Dougal as he's a Protestant.
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    Who would you turn gay for?

    Chris Cornell. Who wouldn't?
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    Mass Effect 2, Worth it?

    Yes. Dang, beat me to it :)
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    The last enemy you defeated is now your roommate

    The Holy Sword from Heroes' Paradise. He just sits there, spouting nonsense. That's ok, I'm not listening because I have a nonsense internal monologue rattling along inside my head.
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    Poll: Eurovision: Are You Watching?

    Hah, you got there before me, man. Zero interest in that malarkey...
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    Will "Noob" Be the Millionth Word in the English Language?

    Languages that don't change and evolve are dead languages. We change them by speaking them. And just like biological evolution, useful/prolific changes will stay. So if you don't like the word, don't use it. You're contributing to linguistic evolution just as strongly as if you use it every...
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    Your last "oh, HELL YEAH!" moment gaming?

    A few spring to mind: 1. First time pulling a goon off a walkway with the Batclaw in Arkham Asylum 2. Getting something like 10 kills in as many seconds with a commando pistol in SW:Battlefront 2 3. My first diving double stab in Assassin's Creed 2 4. this...
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    You have been transformed into your avatar.

    On the one hand, I'm now a guitar. Deadly. On the other, I seem to be on fire. Deadly.
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    Protagonist is Coming ACT LIKE A NPC QUICK

    Breathless, glinting skin Muscles working in rhythm Cloaked desire watches Looking at me now His indifferent eyes smile I am a puddle Beautiful and good Punishing with his kindness Jacob is perfect EDIT: I know I'm playing loose with the formula but this was...