Recent content by lapsed_pacifist

The best clubs were always the ones without a bar. No pissed up violent twats trying to extend their drinking time.

I drink every day. Like I'm gonna drive that school bus sober....

AVP 2010 was a bit of a mess. Still got some fun from it though. ACM actively offended me. The licence is begging for a good game and given the development time of this I expected MUCH better. The old school AVPs were far better. Though I hear Gearbox outsourced most of the development... FFS...

I heard some fucking brilliant Jimmy Savile jokes today. Would love to share them but I don't fancy getting banged up for the chance of making someone laugh. Ridiculous. Punishment should fit the offence and last time I checked being a twat wasn't a crime. So, I'll keep it tasteful... Why did...

Kane and Lynch : Dog Days. Fucking shit. Yahtzee should have slagged it off even more than he did. I paid a fiver for it and I'd rather have paid a fiver to get red hot needles plunged through my testicles. DO NOT BUY IT. Even if it costs you a penny.

So... Many hours of play for the price of a round of drinks. That's unreasonable is it? Wassa matter, mummy not give you enough pocket money? "1.4 million 360 owners can't be wrong. Right?" PMSL. Nice.

Geoff Chaucer. That's some tough reading.

See, this is why I always put points into speech... I loved it.

Omnislash.

I will warn you now, you will need serious power to run this at a high level. It's beautiul when you can though. The vistas are breathtaking.

The bad guys from the film "XXX". Those guys were fucking sweet. If I were Vin Diesel, I would have kicked Sammy J in teh nuts and partied beyond the apocolypse. In games... Kane (C&C) was kinda cool. RL... Stalin FTW!!

I'm in England. It's free and of a high quality. Mostly. :D But we pay very high taxes on everything. Some of the highest in the world as I understand.

Hotel room, Drugs and Hookers. ROCK AND ROLL BABY!!!! Or spontaneously combusting on live television.

Difficult to suggest something without knowing what you're about. I'm playing GT5, New Vegas and PES 2011 (PS3). I'd recommend them all.

@OP Good point mate. It's difficult to know at the start, without Googling, how your choices will affect your game. I suspect many games know time, for most people, is at a premium and will let you unlock nearly everything on your first run. But I like to focus. I feel a little cheated...