Recent content by Laser Priest

Ya know, on second thought, the consumers are awful. Fuck the consumers. I can't say I agree with him, and not only because I hate 95% of everything that comes out of his mouth. I can hope their cross-platform thing works, but considering the previous Games for Windows Live, I am expecting it...

Well, I mean, the original movie seemed to mostly be Jesus being tortured in slow motion, so I don't know how much other torture Gibson can really find to make a movie out of.

Well, the dog I'm taking care of this week has already shit in the house twice and every time I take him outside he just stares at me like the little idiot he is, so you're probably right.

Isn't this a joke? Like, wasn't this pretty much in Squirrel Girl as a joke? But hey, comics are full of awful twists and arcs that even the comic continuities themselves try to forget and move on from. This one is a hilariously stupid idea, but that's about the only thing that makes it...

Soldier 76 is wonderful and perfect and I may have watched that trailer about him several times already. There is no contest.

I suppose we can only speculate for now, but it could be something similar to the witches from the DLC of the first game, another being the Outsider gave power or another entity with it's own power that we've not encountered yet. Either way, I thought the first game was flawed but still...

Maybe I just had bad luck, but I always had a hard time getting past those two pontiff knights just outside his fog door without getting hit or stopping to fight. It's not a long distance to close, sure, but there are still some enemies there that I couldn't readily run past.

The grind is kind of a part of Dark Souls, but I don't know, I feel like it's actually lessened in this game. There are a lot of bonfires throughout and often there are some very close to the boss, with only a few enemies between and very rarely any major encounters. And more often than not, if...

The general consensus I've heard is that he was the best part of BvS. Some would argue he was the only good part. I haven't seen it myself, so I can't say one way or the other. And I'm cautiously in support of this. I've heard good things about Affleck as Batman and I've liked him well enough...

You remember the Brotherhood Outcasts in Fallout 3? You remember how they were total assholes? Because they left Lyon's Brotherhood for straying from the Brotherhood's "values". I feel like Fallout 4 went far off the rails the other way and made the Brotherhood closer to the power armored nazis...

But he's terrible. I don't watch the Academy Awards, but... was anyone else nominated this year? This guy is not a good actor.

I mean, The Punisher is a complete bastard of a hero. He's only even a hero because the people he fights are generally worse than he is. If he isn't unlikable, I'd say they've done something wrong.

Somehow I'm not especially surprised. No one has to pay to see this. At least not on top of payments they are already making for Netflix. And this has been accused of being perhaps the most offensive Sandler movie in quite some time. Last I checked it had made it to 26 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes...

I mean, if I was embarrassed to admit it, I probably wouldn't be admitting it. However, I did buy Bastion three times. I don't regret it, but I also don't plan on telling people if I want them to trust me with money.

I've managed to burn noodles before, so I would say I cook, just not especially well. Especially not well, in fact.