Recent content by Lazy Lemon

Could have been a lot worse tbh. If I were to make a top 10 I would keep GTAIII, Counterstrike, and maybe Battlefield 1942. No Deus Ex though?! Fuck that!

No. Way I see it, games can afford to have poorer stories than films because most of the fun comes from playing them. If you take out the interactive element though then you're just left with a shit story.

El Gigante.

I enjoy it personally. Although it's probably not all that healthy. I go out quite a lot, but only to clubs and pubs. I don't go on picnics or bike rides or anything like that. So it could do to be a bit more varied. But I've got plenty of good friends and the fact that I haven't died from...

He really isn't. So simple yet so effective. The only downside is if you're so ruined you forget to do it. I generally don't drink that much alcohol anymore, normally about 2 - 4 drinks when I go out. I mainly just take uppers these days. Comedowns can suck, but I prefer them to hangovers.

I was being serious. And that's just the way my face looks. Why can't people take me seriously?

No I just paint everything below my waist denim coloured so I can enjoy the refreshing breeze without the unpleasant business of getting arrested.

Pretty much anything by Avril Lavigne.

People who can't banter.

It's for kids and Christians really. I used to love it, probably because I got presents. But now I've got a job and can afford to buy most things I want/need, so presents don't seem as fun anymore really. Just means I have to wait an extra month to play Assassin's Creed 2 so my mum can buy it me...

Crack, PMA, Crystal Meth etc. Just going to sleep is probably easier though.

Leave. Immediately. I've never understood beaches. If you want to swim go to a swimming pool where the water is warm and you don't get sand in your ass.

Anyone who picked something other than the last option is obviously insane.

Scouse. But that's not on the list so I picked Russian.

Nostalgia. For me anyway. I don't really use the word ****** because it's more of an American thing, but when I call people gay as an insult it's just because I find it funny how I (and most of my friends) used to use it an as insult when we where kids without really understanding why it was...