Goddamn hangovers

[Snork Maiden]

So I'm sat crippled by a terrible sake hangover that has plagued me all day, and I'm wondering if anyone has some funky cool remedies to get me out of its grip. Actually to get me out of any hangovers grip - my hangovers have been getting slowly worse and worse to the extent that the usual things dont work. Pain killers dont kill pain, water makes me throw up, masturbation makes my head hurt *more*, forcing myself to be sick only works as a temporary measure and trebles the strength of my headache.

Please help Escapist people! Also share hangover tales.
Also also if you dont get them then leave and dont talk to me, I hate you.

 

[Kud]

Well, sitting in front of a computer probably isn't helping.

I say sleep, works for me.

Also, I don't have any interesting hangover stories...

 

[ribonuge]

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You may want to stay hydrated aswell. Drink water or some tea.

 

[tk1989]

Milk.

It will rehydrate you, whilst providing you with energy and lots of vitamins. Also contains lots of fat which will help, and will re-line your stomach

 

[SextusMaximus]

Before you go to sleep after lots of drinking, have a glass of water and a slice of bread.

I'm not joking.

 

[Lazy Lemon]

Before you go to sleep after lots of drinking, have a glass of water and a slice of bread.

I'm not joking.

He really isn't. So simple yet so effective. The only downside is if you're so ruined you forget to do it. I generally don't drink that much alcohol anymore, normally about 2 - 4 drinks when I go out. I mainly just take uppers these days. Comedowns can suck, but I prefer them to hangovers.

 

[BonsaiK]

So I'm sat crippled by a terrible sake hangover that has plagued me all day

Please help Escapist people!

I don't get hangovers because I don't drink. However most of my friends are useless oxygen-wasting alcoholics who have destroyed their entire adult lives with booze, so I will now pass onto you their worldly wisdom. Remember however that this wisdom does come from hardcore alcholics and may or may not be accurate.

* Strangely, having a Bloody Mary works.
* Anything that makes you sweat is good because the alcohol comes out through your pores. Exercise is good. So is more blankets on your bed than what is necesary. Be sure to shower afterwards because you will stink.
* Vitamin C.
* Water.
* Try to not expose yourself to too much loud noise.
* No caffeine, sports drinks with stupid gimmicky herbs in them, etc.
* If all else fails get drunk again.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

well there is the hair of the dog that bit you, aka another drink

barring that

drink water before you go to bed, 1 glass of water per drink
drink some gatorade or other sports drink, as they restore electrolytes and other things

 

[funksobeefy]

normally after a night of heavy drinking I will always wake my self up at around 5 in th e morning and down two glasses of water at least. Then I will pass out again and will be hangover free.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

Cheese String and salt and vinegar crisps. works a treat.
also

 

[reg42]

I don't get hangovers, never really have. The most I get is a very slight sensitivity to light and I'm tired, that's pretty much it.
But coffee helps with what I get.

 

[ActionDan]

Marijuana doesn't seem to give hangovers, but you do feel quite disorientated the next day.

I'd recommend lucozade for starters.

I love that feeling. Well, I'm normally just incredibly chilled the next day If I've smoked the previous night.

 

[DazZ.]

I've been hungover/drunk since Friday, starting to feel better now though. Till next weekend...

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I've somehow managed to remember to take a drink up to my room with me when I stumble through the door, I woke up today with a big bottle of Lucozade right next to my bed and a muffin (not toasted, I don't know why I put it there, I think it was supposed to tempt me to get up and cook it).
I was quite happy with myself, until I saw my wallet, which makes me think the drink and muffin was just to soften the blow when I find out how much I spent.
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Drinking again works, but leaves you a bit hazy, so not good for going to work like that.

Best hangover cure I have ever had is cliffjumping. Doesn't matter how shit you feel, the second you hit the water (unless you screw it up) you feel awesome. Never had a hangover after just one jump.

 

[WorkerMurphey]

Most remedies I know of are things you would have needed to have done before going to bed.

Hydration and sleep is about the best you can do in my experience. Veg out in front of the tv with something low key.

 

[FranzTyphid]

Coconut since its isotonic

 

[Jaranja]

Before you go to sleep after lots of drinking, have a glass of water and a slice of bread.

I'm not joking.

Yup, Bread to soak up the alcohol and water to refresh the system.