Recent content by Lieutenant Columbo

He was one of the few actors I will actually miss. A great actor, and a great person. Truly a shame.

I enjoyed the semicolon.

The deeply elusive, mystical, and mighty Staff of Noclip usually only makes appearances towards the ends of games, when the developers either stop caring or publishers start pushing so hard they can't think straight, so kudos to the team that created Infinite Undiscovery, having it appear so...

"Your sister is alive and well.." "Damn it!" XD

"Oh, well, since no one's IN HERE, I guess I'll light the plane on fire!" = epic win

"We bury your kid, your kid dies." has to be my favorite line. And I think having suffered through the first Getaway makes this one a lot funnier.

Ah, Mr. Croshaw, if I could have a moment of your time. I just had a couple of questions. Could I ask you where exactly they took my head? You see, I'm awfully fond of it, and if you could just give me some contact information, well, it'd be a great help.

Just one more thing, Mr. Croshaw, sir... Would you say that my car is probably easier to handle than the vehicles in this game?