Recent content by liljabba

"All of the sudden" No. Nope. Noooooooo. That is wrong, just so wrong it causes my physical pain.

general raam??? im not really ok with this gotta say

u mirin my aesthetics bich? yeh u mirin *epic trance music*

girls think about sex just as much as guys. deal with it.

masturbation with sand paper? really? no seriously though, really? whyyyyyyyyy would anyone every do that to themselves, does this director realize what it feels like to have a schlong and how much it would hurt your pecker to vigorously rub sand paper on it?

i lol'd so hard at the "9000 resumes" part. there is absolutely no doubt in my mind that the number was in fact purposely over 9000

where is zyzz on the poll? all the other greek gods are jelly and mirin'

this is all implying girls even know what they want and that putting up resistance and being overwhelmed isn't part of the female sexual experience. girls don't want a kiss-ass, but they don't want a hard ass either. 'nuff said

how the hell are so many people on this forum diagnosed with aspergers??? seriously on every website literally 30%+ are "diagnosed with aspergers". i dont mean to be insensitive but seriously, its getting ridiculous

OT: a girl in my english class once asked, "what color are poppies? i thought they were originally white and then dyed red by all the blood in world war 2" in soviet russia, candlejack say your na

OP, I was actually the same as you for quite a while. Then I found the spy. 12 hours, a few hundred backstabs, and innumerable real life trollfaces later, I was in love. Find a class that suits your personality. Use offline practice to mess around, then take what you learn there into online...

lets see, last party i went to was last night, partying tonight, and would be sunday night as it is a long weekend if not for thanksgiving dinner (i'm canadian). basically all of my income goes towards either starbucks or alcohol.

a. No means yes, yes means anal b. *show the ladies "the situation"*

guido. skin tight cheap ed hardy knock off v neck shirt, waaaaaaaaaaay too much hair gel, ill try my best for a blowout look as well, white oakleys knock off, and bronzer to coat my body with. still dunno about shoes or pants though, any ideas guys?

oh jeez i have so many, and all from one girl *facepalm* "who is the president of the arctic?" "why are poppies red? is it because they were dyed red by all the blood in world war 2?" "do polar bears eat penguins?" "when did america stop being one country?" "omg like why did they cancel...