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    The flat-out worst game you have ever played. EVER.

    Something with innovation, and something without a fan base that gives everyone else a bad name Section 8 (yes it was flawed), Unreal Tournament, Quake arena, Deus Ex
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    The flat-out worst game you have ever played. EVER.

    It's a tie between COD and Halo (thats any COD and any Halo) I'm not even trolling here, these are the worst things to ever happen to the fps genre.
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    Which Marvel Character Deserves a Game?

    Forge. The game would likely be a spec ops third person shooter, with RPG elements as Forge building random gadgets and crap. And there would be time travel involved, as Forge never really learns that building a time machine never ends well.
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    A question for you PC exclusive gamers.

    No, because my PC has superior specs to a PS3, and I'm not dishing out all that money for the 3 or 4 exclusives that I fancy playing.
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    Unskippable: Legendary

    Its a shame that the cutscene doesn't show all the werewolves, minotaurs, griffins and ghosts that fly out of that thing. Legendary was a good looking game, and the story had potential. Unfortunately, the story fades away pretty quickly and the game consists of 'walk through this straight path...
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    What's the big deal about drinking?

    Feels good man.
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    One pokemon in real life.

    Ditto. Makes sense.
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    Apocalypse Lane: Episode 38: Cat Shat Fever

    At first I was like..what? But then I lol'd. Well played sir, well played. Tied up the loose end of the restaurant very nicely.
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    I will pay you 2 million dollars a year...

    If it was 1 out of 10 kids doesn't get addicted and die, then i'd do it. Also, why should you feel remorse for the death of someone you will never see or know, and who will die eventually anyway? However, as they're children, they'll have the affects of smoking rammed so far down their...
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    Zero Punctuation: Washington DC

    Butthurt because Yahtzee took a holiday? So when you take a week off from your mcdonalds job to go for a little holiday, some fat kid who has to que for 5 minutes because they're understaffed is going to curse your name to hell and never eat at mcdonalds again. And I find that knowing a bit...
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    Who is the most powerful Superhero? - Can't seem to trump Silver Age Superman

    Who said The Flash can't fly? lrn2flash. He creates whirlwinds from his arms which he uses to propel himself through the air. He just doesn't do it very much because it's a snails pace compared to running. I thought it was established ages ago, Flash wins as his only weakness is Black Flash.
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    Who is the most powerful Superhero? - Can't seem to trump Silver Age Superman

    The flash. All he has to do to beat superman as run back through time and punch his mother in the stomach. He can run through time, dimensions, walk through objects, turn invisible. He just wins. OR, Batman with a green lantern ring.
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    Your alchohol of choice

    Grolsh. I do enjoy a good lager. Maybe some Mickey Fins (Apple) with lemonade. Oh, and a nice tall glass of Jager and kick.
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    Poll: Babys with pierced ears. Weird or perfectly normal?

    BABIES. It's weird, you know it's wrong but you can't look away. I think it's quite ludicrous really when children under the age of about 3/4 have piercings, the child isn't really old enough to decide it wants them done, so it's fairly obvious that it's an attempt by the mother (Yes it's...
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    You know you've watched too much Star Wars in your life when....

    When you walk into a bad part of town & say to your friend "*insert name of place*, never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany."