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    When's the last time you had sex?

    Aah... 2006. So, six years ago. Not that I'm counting. This is a very weird thread, but I just can't resist forum threads that ask direct factual questions about its' denizens. It's like surveys. I fuckin' love surveys.
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    GAME not stocking Mass Effect 3

    Yep. First they ditch my preorder of The Last Story. Now I find I'm not going to be getting the N7 Collector's Edition of ME3, because it's sold out everywhere already. I'm going to ring around a few HMVs and Blockbusters tomorrow morning, but I doubt I'll find a copy. Very angry and sad...
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    Based on where you live, what Pokemon would you have?

    I live in a small town on the English south coast. More specifically, I'm right near a river with some meadows 'n woodland 'n stuff around it, and a handful of wild or semi-wild horses. So, I'm thinking Pidgies aplenty, couple'a Ponytas, a Spearow or two. From the little fishing I've done, the...
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    Your in-game phobias

    I'm okay with water and such, but I get seriously terrified by limited visibility. You know the situations; the storm segment in L4D2's Hard Rain, some of the bunkers in Fallout, or almost the entirety of Bioshock. I will happily face down any monstrosity video games can throw at me, be it giant...
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    Your home town's claim to fame

    Bournemouth, in England. All our decent claims to fame seem to be writer-based. Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein, is from and buried here. J.R.R. Tolkein spent a good 30-ish years of his life here, writing bits and pieces of his various novels here, and finally retired here. He's...
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    Zombie apocalypse, you can only defend yourself with the last weapon you used in a video game!

    Skyrim, Bound Bow was the last thing used. Since it's technically a spell and not a weapon, I assume I could resummon it over and over when necessary. Infinite ammo is the upside, but it's fairly slow and only any good for one target at a time. Last weapon I used before that is controversial...
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    Poll: It's almost time for Skyrim, why don't I care anymore?

    Still very much looking forward to it. I feared I would get burned out on the hype by now, but I've been purposefully keeping myself away from the majority of Skyrim leaks and topics for the last year or so. So maybe it's worked. I've heard a lot of people saying it may only be a...
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    Quick question for someone with the Sims 3

    Your pic is exactly right; it's supposed to open with that. While I doubt you need to go as far as contacting EA Tech support, I'd google around a bit (If you haven't already). Or run the Sims repairer, if it has one, since I know reinstalling all that is going to be a pain.
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    PC Gamers: will you buy Mass Effect 3 if it's not on Steam?

    I will be buying Mass Effect 3. Even if it's announced they only have plans to distribute the game via carrier pigeon or alleyway salesman. That said, I will be very disappointed if it's not on Steam. More of the sorrowful kind of sad than the angry sort of sad. Which in a way, is worse.
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    Looking for (PS3) games for girls

    I can't quite believe I've seen this post. Girly games? Every girl I know that plays games spends every waking moment on the internet trying to debunk rumors and stereotypes that, because we're girls, 60% of us enjoy playing nothing but Flower and Viva tossing Pinata (Which was a good game in...
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    What are you playing this weekend? (It's all about games!)

    I'm dipping into a couple games. WoW in preparation for Cata on Tuesday, Assassin's Creed 2, since I need to refresh before I get Brotherhood. Also dipping into some Killing Floor on Steam with friends, and have even put some hours into a fresh Final Fantasy VII save, since I felt like playing it.
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    The Last Thing You Killed Now Wants to Go and Pick Up Girls/Guys With You

    Oh damn, let's see. Something from Oblivion. I think a Dremora something-or-other. The unintelligable growling and overall demonic aura might put them off. Still, some girls go for that. Here's hoping I can stop him killing people.
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    Poll: Sexual Promiscuity- What's your take?

    I see no problem with promiscuity. If you want to sleep around, that's fine. So long as you're having fun and having a fulfilling life, I see no problem. The problems arise when one (or both) partners are involved in a serious relationship, and it becomes cheating. If you're having to lie or...
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    Poll: Are you Homophobic??

    No. And if you don't believe me, ask my girlfriend.
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    Games that are Sacred to You

    I don't know if there are any truly "Sacred" games, but I always jump up to defend Mass Effect 2. It's a beautiful masterpiece of the level of quality few games come near these days, and you will leave it alone, or else.