Recent content by Maart3n

100% true, those guys are absolute beasts. My own story involves my heroic personal guard in mount and blade. I always had atleast 2 NPC's who could hold their own in combat. This one time when me and my 3 brutes where chopping a way through the enemy army one of them trows one of this...

Got three, none of which compares to the OP or any of the other horror stories in this topic. 1, bit a hole through my tongue.(made for a great party trick involving sticks though.) 2, 5" cut in the back of my head when I was 7. Hit a glass table at a birthday party, my mom picked me up...

I find it quite funny how this topic went from: "Please non-Dutch people tell me what you think of the glorious nation of Holland." To: "Omg my country is awesome!" That said, I do love being Dutch because I feel so much more free than in Spain and all the other countries I've been to. The...

I must say that the initial idea is good: Keep away from little children. /devils advocate All other points they attempt to make fail, utterly, because they go way to crazy. Although this was so creative it was worth a laugh. Also, we know the f***er wasn't really killed, stop spoiling it...

Why don't you put it in the basement, and do the remote thing from the office, you're not going to need the speed there.....

My name with a replacement 3 instead for an e, yes I know creativity. Recently started using Valkyri3, I actually tried all the IG vehicle names but settled with this one. And it includes the 3 I always tend to use.....

"Hey baby, let's play house; you'll be the door and I'll slam you." Joe Barbaro A pick-up line so bad it becomes funny.