Funniest Line In A Game?

[YouBecame]

"I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees. *awkward silence* That is a joke."

I loved that!

 

[Maart3n]

"Hey baby, let's play house; you'll be the door and I'll slam you." Joe Barbaro
A pick-up line so bad it becomes funny.

 

[Gunjack65]

GTA San Andreas.

"I dunno what the fuck he just said, But its on!"

 

[Les Awesome]

10pts to whoever names the game of this quote
"looks like they were busy shootin and rapin they forgot they're guns"

 

[thom_cat_]

"you know the one I mean... involving a certain micro-waved casserole."

 

[rokkolpo]

So many lines from brutal legend.

My most recent favirote is when eddie calls his army to his posistion he will sometimes say:

"ok guys,i'm the wiener and you're the bun. come on over, let's have fun."

I don't know why that's even funny, it just is.

''SILENCE EARTHWALKER''

 

[Dirty Saint]

During Shadow Hearts: Covenant, In response to seeing the upcoming giant, pink, house cat boss, Yuri says....
"That is one big pussy."

 

[MCDeltaT]

"I wanna be a blitzball when I grow up" poor child affected by the toxin

 

[runedeadthA]

"People of Metro! We have awaited your arrival! We are those who are called the Invisible Watchers. Your time has come. And now you will feel our wrath!" "Ulman stop screwing around."

Ulman from Metro 2033 is awesome

Also I love the way the peasant from warcraft 3 delivers the Monty Python line:
"Your the king? Well I didn't vote for you!" I make a point now of always delivering the line that way now ;P

 

[Pecoros7]

From the latest ME2 dlc
Shepard: "Remember back in the old days when we could just slap omni-gel on everyhing?"
Liara: "That security upgrade made a lot of people unhappy."

I enjoy self-referential humor.

 

[Zhukov]

"Um, guys, about that cat..."

Mass Effect 2 had a bunch as well. Although none of them come to mind for some reason.

Also, basically anything GLaDOS says.

 

[robotam]

[Nefarious' brain transmits a soap station]

Lance: Oh Janice, promise me you'll never leave me again for that Englebert.
Janice: Oh Lance!
[kissing]
Janice: you make me feel like a young boy again!
Lance: [pause] Say what?

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

Sgt Major Johnson (Halo 2):

"When I joined the Corps, We didn't have any Fancy schmancy Tanks, We Sticks, TWO sticks and a rock for a Platoon!......And we had SHARE the rock! Buck Up Boy, Your one lucky Marine!"

 

[Casimir_Effect]

"Death to the Salad Eaters!"

or anything else from Armed & Dangerous

 

[Brisingr]

Hmm I think the best one I can remember is from Splinter cell: Chaos Theory.

Grimsdottir: Maria Narcissa...
Fisher: You're not trying to set me up on another blind date, I hope.
Grimsdottir: The Maria Narcissa is a boat.
Fisher: So was the last girl you set me up with.
Grimsdottir: Fisher!
Fisher: Sorry...

Got to love Fisher

 

[Samnite]

Gears of War doesn't have many notable lines, but this is one of my favourites;

"Fine! We'll go to plan B! ...You got a plan B?"
"What? Hell no!"
"Shit!"

 

[FlameFromBeyond]

ME2:

"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions"
...

Falcon punch!

 

[Daniel_Rosamilia]

"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-***** machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?"

Read this in Johnson's voice, it's MUCH more badass-sounding.

 

[Urgh76]

Spoiler: From Final Fantasy XII

[HEADING=1]IM CAPTAIN BASCH OF DALMASCA!![/HEADING]

Worst minigame EVER

 

[Professor James]

Mass effect 2 line

Joker: a Shepard we have a disagreement in the Comm room can you get there before they tear lose a bulkhead
Shepard: I'm on my way
Joker: take pictures