Cybermorph: "Where did you learn to fly?"
Excellent for annoying people in a flight combat game like Ace Combat or something.
Excellent for annoying people in a flight combat game like Ace Combat or something.
Funniest Line In A Game?
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"I love to reload during a battle! There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber." - Revolver Ocelot
I could never say this with a straight face. Kudos to Ocelot's Voice actor.
I could never say this with a straight face. Kudos to Ocelot's Voice actor.
Psychonauts had a ton but I haven't played it recently. I however have played Fallout 3.
"Hurry up and die! I'm hungry!" Love those silly super mutants
"Hurry up and die! I'm hungry!" Love those silly super mutants
All your base are...
Mass Effect is filled with funny lines. Let me point out one of them:
Joker: If Mom could see me now... we'd have zombies on top of everything else.
Mass Effect is filled with funny lines. Let me point out one of them:
Joker: If Mom could see me now... we'd have zombies on top of everything else.
"I Garland will knock you all down"....maybe final fantasy was trying to be kid freindly but that's the least threatening, most adorable evil boss that I've ever had the pleasure of murdering.
(Does it bother anyone else that phantasy is spelled wrong?)
(Does it bother anyone else that phantasy is spelled wrong?)
Serious Sam has some good ones.
*Upon seeing a massive monster* "This wasn't in the travel brochure."
*In a large room where enimies enter one at a time* "HA! Is that all you've got?" *A ton of kamikazie enimies burst in* "Uh-oh"
*Upon seeing a massive monster* "This wasn't in the travel brochure."
*In a large room where enimies enter one at a time* "HA! Is that all you've got?" *A ton of kamikazie enimies burst in* "Uh-oh"
"I would have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence."
+ 2 internets to whoever gets it
Edit: Ouch, didn't think I would get ninjaed with this line. Bravo.
I could just tell you, but the lead up makes it funnier.
+ 2 internets to whoever gets it
Edit: Ouch, didn't think I would get ninjaed with this line. Bravo.
I could just tell you, but the lead up makes it funnier.
For some reason ive always laughed the whole:
"I am the milkman, my milk is delicious"
For some reason it just always gets me.
"I am the milkman, my milk is delicious"
For some reason it just always gets me.
Aside from the obivious "someone set us up the bomb / all your base are belong to us" mis-translation, I'd say Portal.
Pretty much anything that GLaDOS says, really.
Particularly this monologue, from the Portal 2 teaser:
"It's been a looong time. How have you been? I've been really busy; being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME. Ok, look, we both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... You monster."
It causes me to smile like a Cheshire cat every time that I hear it.
Oh, and TF2's Heavy Weapon's Guys "OM NOM NOM" is onomatopoeic genius.
Pretty much anything that GLaDOS says, really.
Particularly this monologue, from the Portal 2 teaser:
"It's been a looong time. How have you been? I've been really busy; being dead. You know, after you MURDERED ME. Ok, look, we both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... You monster."
It causes me to smile like a Cheshire cat every time that I hear it.
Oh, and TF2's Heavy Weapon's Guys "OM NOM NOM" is onomatopoeic genius.
This plus every single conversation between Oghren and Sigrun in Dragon Age: Origins Awakening.Russian_Assassin said:
Sigrun - uh Oghren i could light your breath on fire.
Oghren - Thats not the only thing you could light on fire saucy lady.
Sigrun - *sigh* Do you ever stop drinking?
Oghren - Oh don't you worry it enhances the Oghren experience. I'm like a cherry soaked in brandy: plump, juicy and full of intoxicating flavour.
Sigrun - *gags*
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