Recent content by macapus

Actually, this might be a better option than walmart.

This has been done before. Wal-Mart was the overwhelming winner because of its killer hunting section(literally), food, medicine, and everything needed to survive.

You don't use the letter H. Alo? Ow, are you today? I 'ate that tv show. I'm really appy today. You are all snobby, rich, aristocratic perfectionists who leave amazing lives. You ***** about having todo manual labor and work and are all crybabys. You all have high pitched voices. You...

If you gave a theif a toothpick and a paper clip, he could break out of jail. If you gave Chuck Norris a toothpick and a paper clip, he could build a mansion, start a country, win a war, bang every girl on the planet, conquer the world, and beat the shit out of the thier, all while carrying...

YES. Jolly good day mate, would you prefer me to grab the sniper rifle mister. I don't know, would you like me to talk in a really annoying high pitched voice, too. Message to all British People: Please refrain from using the words chap, mate, jolly, bloody, crumpets, or and other british...

A strap-on that fires burning liquid. Rub it forward to fire, rub it back to cock it, slap it a couple of times to reload it. A javelin rocket launcher that locks onto banhammers and suspicious moderators and that's rockets are made out of tungsten to make them harder to intercept and...

My fucking god. Law & Order is just jacked up. It's like, "well if you didn't kill the guy and you know who the killer is and hate him, why the fuck did you take the blame and damn yourself to a life of prison." "Well, uh, to waste time?" "Oh, right" *change channel*

You son of a dick!

I'm honestly confused now. First, it's not an inner beauty pagent. It's supposed to be an inner beauty pagent, but, if it was, every contestant would be extremely hot and they have a swimsuit competition. That has nothing to de with inner beauty. And no, not all gays are interested in fashion...

Fucking great point. And furthermore, what the fuck is a gay man doing judging a WOMAN'S beauty pagent. WHAT!?!?!?! I AM FINE WITH GAY MARRIAGE (flaming avioded), but I wouldn't have a lesbian judge a men's modeling competition. Women can judge a miss america pagent because they can say what...

Fagador, protector of gays! "Oh, my god, you aren't aiming that nuke at, me, are you. This is worse than when tiffany's stopped selling the Ken doll. Oh, poey!" *Said in a really stereotypical gay accent voice* Or Fucking cunthead. Just to fuck with newspaper censorship. "This new...

I would roll the sleeves on my shirt up, expose my arm to the white ceiling light on the ceiling and say "look, it blends in because I spend all day inside playing video games. You don't get this stark white unless your albino or a nerd, and I'm not albino." AND NO, i'm really not extremely...

Original Splinter Cell. One of my favorite games ever!

That fucking driving part on Gears 1. THE ONE FUCKING LEVEL I COULDN'T BEAT ON HARDCORE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF THAT MISSION, ANYWAY? GEARS' SELLING POINT WAS THE COVER SYSTEM, NOT THE ABILITY TO RAISE BLOODPRESSURE. I honestly would've preferred a cutscene. HAH! Okay, savior of the...

\\ Not the only unoriginal element: Germaium, Mendellevium( after the creator of the periodic table), just to name a few of the top of my head. Seriously, though, uranium. Fire, water, ice, and then nukes. You can't hit me with fire on the other side of the globe 50 feet underground in a...