Recent content by maddness666

I wouldn't be against a pre-emtive retaking of TMNT. Someone really needs to stop that before it happens and can't be undone. And they should stop ruining Devil May Cry. And no more mario. Of any kind. And we should retake Pokemon. Just the original 150. And we should retake Bioware. EA...

It would depend on the torturing, or rather the enjoyment got from it. If she enjoys the torturing and killing, I'd say she was lawful evil. If she does it with complete indifference and because torturing people is the lawful punishment for their crimes then she'd be lawful neutral. Though it...

Men die more. Or rather they tend not to live as long. The 'extra' women however are mostly elderly and likely not actively looking for relationship. The number of people in relationships is probably split 1:1 or so close to 1:1 that you'd be called pedantic for calling it anything...

Mindblowing as this might seem, it was Zero Punctuation that got me here. But the compelling way the forum consistantly damages my faith in humanity is really why I joined in.

Now. If you've never felt the desire to go on a killing spree and right all the petty wrongs in the world, can we swap planets? I feel like that most of the time. Seriously people. Stop being disgusted. It's a film. PS: No. I'm not going to shoot everyone, I'm going to run for president.

I feel for you Americans having to put up with this all the time. The British goverment is too busy buying porn with taxpayer's money or strangling themselves while masturbating to do this kind of thing. It's not as exciting as it sounds.

My dad used to game. And it was either watching him play Baldur's Gate or Age of Empires that got me into it. I would hover at his elbow watching until he offered to set up his old computer so I could have a go. We did have an Atari before that but it was definitely those two that got me...

It should seem like a gift from Gond! Regardless. If I had a friendly local gaming store I would pick it up. I'll have to remember for one of my sporadic excursions into the big cities. Looks very interesting.

Puns. The cringeworthier the better. I was going to think of a pun but they don't really work as well unless they come naturally.

I don't have any "Dark Secrets" but I do have an amusing and embarassing tale. When I was in primary school we were having swimming lessons. We took our swimming costumes to the swimming pool, got changed and then learned to swim. Except I hit a minor complication in that I couldn't find my...

1. Agriculture. Agriculture birthed civilisation. Without the ability to farm, we would all still live in tiny barbarous tribes fighting over the field with the most dogs in it. 2. Writing. Writing exponentially increased the propagation of ideas and increased their lifespan. To the point...

I vote for Earth. It's a good strong name and it's not pretentious. I also would be completely fine with Bob. Bob is also a good strong name that doesn't sound pretentious.

They don't annoy me. Well. Not a lot. But if there's something you feel strongly about then you should discuss it. If no-ones listening then sure, ask again. It's not like threads you've seen more than once acctually do things to you. If everytime a thread was made everyone on the escapist...

You've got 1 - 6 and you missed 5. I like pretty feet. But I don't obsess about them.

I vote for the one that comes with a live forever clause. While it would be nice to experience turning into a wild beast and killing everyone I know and love I'll take immortal being who sustains it's existance through an endless killing spree. Hell. I'd even be a Twilight Vampire if I got...