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Urotsuki shot up. She had fallen asleep, searching for an effect -- ANY effect -- to get her home. She remembered the endeavor being a total failure. Then she felt the round shape in her hand. "E-Eyeball Bomb!" Urotsuki shouted with delight. "I can get home!" She equipped the effect, her...

Urotsuki saw the two attacking the golems. If they're attacking them, I could probably get on their good side by helping. They'd HAVE to repay the favor, right? She ran to a Golem near the two and revved her chainsaw. She began sawing at its leg, to weaken it. It's not like she could really...

You know how blunt force can cause bruises? Those bruises from the landing did NOT appreciate becoming a cushion. She barely staggered to her feet afterwards. "Owww..." She turned towards the weirdo. "Hey, watch where you're hurtling. I was busy..." Urotsuki suddenly felt that, at the...

Urotsuki staggered to her feet, miraculously still conscious. That was satisfactorily awesome. Now, however, she needed to look for effects in the area. She ran away from the conflict into the wilds, and began searching.

Urotsuki began to grow bored with shooting the Golems. It just wasn't doing anything visibly. No awesome explosions. It felt like shooting a wall. "...Eh, I need to go look for effects anyway," Urotsuki rationalized to herself. She left the shooting controls, and observed the battlefield below...

Urotsuki had made her way to the starboard side, after pointing the airship towards the battlefield. "Now it's time to get awesome!" Urotsuki grabbed the controls and fired as rapidly as possible. She sort of tried to aim for the giant golems, guessing that those were related to the evil, but...

"Ugh, this is taking too long!" Urotsuki knew that SOMEONE had a communication device on the ground... maybe they were busy? Or perhaps the communication device was damaged. Maybe someone on the ship would know. ...Or, she could mash buttons until something happened. "Yes, let's do that...

Urotsuki, after nearly losing control and crashing, finally figured out how to somewhat smoothly maneuver the vehicle. She then remembered the communication system. Attempting to send a message to all who could hear it, she said, "Hey, are there any weapons on this piece of crap? I'm totally...

"He... he left the ship?" Urotsuki stared, and suddenly broke out into laughter. "Yes! Oh, this'll be fun!" She then ran to the controls and began fiddling with them, to get used to how they move the ship.

Urotsuki had nodded off in the control room. Blade's panicking woke her up, however, and she was curious. "Fire...? Hey, Green Goblin. Nothing too dangerous will happen when we land, right? Might as well look for effects there."

"Evil demons sealed away? What is this, Dragon Quest?" Urotsuki sighed, and said, "Well, sucks to suck. But I can just get out of here, so if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go search the ship for effects." "...when I feel less lazy."

Urotsuki opened her mouth once again. "Hey, teabag," she asked, talking to Excalibur, "explain to me. What was the green guy saying about the 'world going to hell?'"

[/spoiler] "...ironically, it's hard to get a word in edgewise when everyone insists on being dumb," Urotsuki said to herself. She turned to face Jenny. "To be honest?" said Urotsuki, "I don't remember. Either way, I guess I should go explore the other bits of the ship? I mean, if this world...

Urotsuki felt herself in a familiar situation. "Caught by weirdos, thrown into an inescapable area, and totally confused? This may not be a dream, but it sure as hell feels like one." She grabbed onto the bars of her prison, and looked out. "Damn, this place seems interesting. If only I...