Recent content by Mahogany Slide

I liked the Hook reference.

You should name him Soap...just kidding...small COD4 reference. I've always been partial to Hans or Thor I feel the Frank Zappa reference, but it was retarded when he did it and its still retarded. ...By the way he named his daughter Moon Unit, not Moon Landing...

why would you put googly eyes on your boxers?

I have gained only a tiny shred of respect for those cheese eating surrender monkeys and found someone else to despise...Robert Lindblad for making me scroll through a rather boring article. If I'd really wanted to read dribble I'd pick up a copy of Tale of Two Cities.

I tend to smoke a hookah or regular pipe. For the drink I'd definitely have to go for the white russian. The Big Lebowski tainted me...

WHY WOULD YOU...oops guess I left the caps lock on also... anyway why would you put that its a bad review in the title. Seems to me that would be cause to not post it, or make it better.(...insert prevalent theme of poorly written...). Next time just spend a little extra time thinking and less...

The truck or the rocket car from San Francisco Rush 2049. That game was ridiculously awesome. I never did figure out how the truck was the fastest vehicle and the rocket car was the shit for trick mode.

Mirrors edge for sure. The game isn't super difficult. But when I tried to get some of the achievements it suddenly felt as though I was controlling an autistic monkey. Frustrating...downright frustrating.

Yahtzee brings light to a dark age of stupidity in internet videos. I feel that he can be called a critic, it may not be so serious because all he does is bash games, and yes he does joke about it. Yet he did give Portal a perfect score, and some of his insults about games are true. I agree with...

I agree. I have a feeling that he won't care for this prince of persia. I also think that pricne of persia hasnt been released in Aussie land yet. Also has he ever explained his ever present hate for Gears of War? I must have missed it.

I definitely agree with you. A trained monkey would get tired of this game. I only ever watched my friend play it. I would describe it as a banging your head against the wall, wrapped around straight jacket funny farm, knock off of Oblivion.