Recent content by MajWound

There is a human sexuality theory that our default setting is bisexuality. Which direction we lean as we grow older depends on our upbringing.

Sorry. It's only the MOST merciful thing I've done in a game. I suddenly realized that this speaks volumes about me, as a person.

In The Suffering I ran into a guy locked in a padded cell with his arms and legs cut off. He was just flopping around in there like a fresh tuna so I shot him in the head.

So the police should be prepared for EVERY weird situation that might happen, no matter how bizarre or unlikely? I don't see how anyone could predict that this guy would release all of his animals and cap himself.

Due to a complication involving summoning my gamertag between 360s, I lost a LOT of achievements in Oblivion. I punched a hole in my wall.

I don't think it's necessary to warn us about spoilers in a game that is about to see a second sequel. Yeah, I had trouble in this quest, too. My problem was that I kept dying, but I think there are more people to kill on the roof. I just killed the entire gang.

Some people are saying that law enforcement should be prepared for situations like this. Situations like this. Wild foreign animals. In Zanesville. If only we were prepared. Wut.

My rear-view mirror fell off, so I tried to superglue it back on. It was upside down. Being the space-age genius that I am, I chiseled it off the windshield with a flathead screwdriver and a hammer and took a piece of the windshield with it. It cost a little over $200 to replace the...

I have problems playing "teamwork" games with the type of people usually found in online games. There can be four outcomes to this: You do it right and your team does it right: Everybody wins. You do it wrong and your team does it right: You might win, but everyone hates you. You do...

In every game I go into it thinking, "Am I having fun?" The answer was sadly, "no". I played for an hour last night, an hour and a half this evening with my cousin, and I was just miserable the whole time.

This is one of those few moments when I had zero interest in playing a game, but Yahtzee convinced me otherwise. If this game is anything like Half Life 2 (which I sadly only JUST got around to beating), I must play.

Turn-based RPGs. They peaked for me with Super Mario RPG, then afterward everything is either too complicated or too clunky.

I found Tropico 4 (Otherwise known as Tropico 3.75) to be eerily easy to learn. It's like SimCity except instead of being some nobody mayor in the middle of Goddamn Nowhere, USA, you get to play Pseudo-Castro, dictator of a banana republic during the Cold War. It has a pretty sharp sense of...

I'm suddenly curious about what games out there are as deep AND beautiful AND intuitive AND bug-free WITH really smart AI. A lot of people put a lot of hard work into this game. I think it's unfair to call them "overrated, worthless, hack developers" when all they're trying to do is make...

Don't hold back. Spend spend spend. You won't regret it. Also, make sure you have more than enough wattage in your power supply. I added two extra hard drives, a video card, and a CD burner to what was originally a core system. The power supply literally exploded. Literally. Fire and...