Recent content by MalloClam

I saw the trailer for this when I went to see Scott Pilgrim, and I was actually pretty interested in it... until I saw that it was directed by Shyamalan.

Geometry Wars 2. The first time I played it, I was struck by how absolutely perfect it was.

If you're worried about aging too quickly, I suggest moving faster. The closer you can get to the speed of light, the better.

I think they were part of a promotion where you bought bottles of Dr. Pepper that came with codes to download DLC for certain games, two of which were Mass Effect 2 and Bad Company 2. Now that it's over, I think you can buy them as add-ons from the Xbox Marketplace. Unfortunately, Canada was...

If you're pissed in America, you're angry. If you're pissed in Britain, you're drunk.

I was under the impression that human sperm was competitive. I think I learned this from one of my high school teachers, but men have three types of sperm: ones that attempt to fertilize the egg, offensive ones that attack rival sperm, and defensive ones that attempt to block rival attacking sperm.

I feel like I've been cock-blocked.

In related news, Edge Games also plans to sue the creators of Mirror's Edge, Motorstorm Arctic Edge, Cross Edge, MX vs. ATV Unleashed: On the Edge, Independence War 2: Edge of Chaos, Baja: Edge of Control, Hired Guns: The Jagged Edge, Edge of Twilight, Samurai Shodown: Edge of Destiny, Cluster...

All of my natural grandparents are dead, but my paternal step-grandmother is still alive. She's doing really amazing for someone who's almost 96. I wouldn't be surprised if she reached triple digits.

I know, right? I was like, "All right, I'm 2/3 of the way through the game, and... what? It's over?"

My mom was doing a crossword puzzle once, and one of the clues was "Jabba's dancing girl." When she asked me, I told her "Oola" almost immediately.

Those accursed otters!

Great, let's just give the robots a way to impregnate our women once they overthrow humanity.

I think Shaun of the Dead is superior overall, but Hot Fuzz has the better third act. It has this awesome over-the-top shoot-out, but Shaun of the Dead just gets depressing.

Robocop. The mere thought of his iron fist of justice authoritative voice is enough to stay my murderous hand. "Your move, creep."