Recent content by Mastermoose

In my opinion, if Yahtzee says a game is good. That means it's awesome. Many games he doesn't like i do like, so i don't take it really seriously.

Donate several organs to people to help spread my awesomeness. Then put on a large viking ship with all my possesions, which will then be set alight and sent out to see while heavy metal music plays.

When i was a kid everything was so simple. Kill, maim destroy...

"Jumping off of a building to kill youself?" "Yes" "Do a flip"

"Wait...i thought you said OPEN the door... whoops!" or "I'm sure we can solve this peacefully if we just talk to them"

Step 1: Before entering any game, kill everyone who ever pissed me off. Step 2: Spend approximately 5 years shouting and reach super saiyan 3. Step 3: Enter a DBZ game and beat it Step 4: Enter every sporting game ever for shits and gigs Step 5: Just start teleporting everywhere and shouting...

Gta IV, its just no where near as good as the others, its just shinier And Bioshock. I cant stand it, the storyline is just stupid. The gameplay is fine but i just cant get over the badness of the storyline. And also Fallout 3. Whenever i play it, i immediately get bored and see how long it...

Well....that could be a bit of a problem (before beginning to shout as many profanities as humnanly possible)

Having Soskue Aizen as a teacher? I don't know if we would be stuck in school forever, or if we would just die from being to close to him. Either way it would be a fun year

Star wars: force unleased 2. It promised a full game. It did not deliver

It's a racing game. It has some RPG elements. But it is no way an RPG. As already stated. You need to be playing a role. By your logic, almost every game ever. Almost every game has "quests", Almost every game has an upgrade system. Not all RPG's have experience. Think before you speak

I would have played games too, but my hands are full of struggling women and intestines. Makes Video Games difficult. But if i ran out of people to kill i would steal as many video games as possible and play them all.

Try to kill as many people i dont like as humanly possible, while procreating with attractive females if they like it or not.