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    Zero Punctuation: The Technomancer

    Looks like a step forward for Id software and RAGE
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    Jimquisition: The Adblock Episode

    Well, I might be a little off topic here, but this kind of intrigued me. I suppose that The Escapist doesn't choose the ads that are viewed on their site (or they do, I do not know), but how come that as soon as I turned the AdBlock off, the page gladly revealed to me an advert about...
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    Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: The Field Medic

    Well BRAVO Jim! Truly a great idea to make a poem, through apologizing that there is none. This will be one of my favorite pieces in the series. And Yahtzee as usual shines with his talent for words, he must be paining for the Fjords
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    Jim & Yahtzee's Rhymedown Spectacular: Cabin Fever

    Well Jim, it seems you made the day for many yiffing enthusiasts with this one.
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    Unskippable: Hyperdimension Neptunia Victory, Part 1

    I wanna see part II and I know what I'm asking for because in addition to seeing some insane crap I can also make my own interpretation of the present and future events that will occur in the gaming industry....in Sonys eyes anyway....
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    Jimquisition: Perfect Pasta Sauce

    I'm equally interested in and scared of seeing a "point and click" game, made today. The plot could be taken from a good book, if it's too difficult for publishers to think of a good storyline. It could be very interesting, having all this modern tech and all. Probably AAA fans wouldn't like it...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Cave

    "noncommital noises"? Yahtzee, are you an anime character? Speak the truth!
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    Does Online Multiplayer Always Make Sense?

    Too bad Yahtzee pointed out that he is not a bot. I would love to read those paranoid comments all over the net. Bloggers crying about their dreams, of magcally meeting him, shattered. 4chan planning on hacking the Escapist network, just to confirm the identity of the guy, in all those photos...
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    Escapist News Wrap: Sharks, Dead Space and Tornadoes

    if anything, Sony will loose more then they'll gain by this sort of thing :/
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    Most Boring Opinions in Geek Culture - Part II

    I'm mostly amused with the article, not only it's an interesting idea to compose such a list, but also I haven't thought on some of those issues at all (50, 49, 40, 36, 33, 30, 26, 25, 19, 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 10, 7, 6, 3, 1), though I notice all of these points here and there on the internet...
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    Zero Punctuation: Far Cry 3

    If you want to get back in shape (of hating stuff) you can reach for the most obscure of methods: play a J-RPG or the newest Mario game. It's guaranteed to "lighten" up your spirits. Although it might be classified as BDSM or torture, providing this question might change the classification to...
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    Black Ops 2 Is Like A Rich Jerk

    That's very true, but there is one thing that bugs me here. I think that Blops 2 is in the privilaged position because it always WAS and IS, as Yahtzee once said, 'brown'. Gaining this place is rather difficult with imaginative, original design, unless a magical brick hits the public in the head...
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    Poll: What is a gamer?

    I say that a gamer is a person who plays a lot of different games. If we'd accept that a gamer is just anyone who plays games, then girlfriends playing Sims 3/DDR/Facebook games would be quite hardcore gamers in some cases :/
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    Poll: The day where you just sucked at a game

    I have the opposite experience with fighters. My friends say that I'm not very good at playing them and that's probably true having trouble remembering the combination for a smooth combo or the longer ones for specials etc. but once in a while I have a day where I kick their asses so hard...
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    Poll: Would you want the NextBox and PS4 controllers to have touch screen?

    Nope. The whole fashion of "Touching & fiddling" is reeeeealy exaggerated. We shouldn't make inventions a part of our life until we're sure they do everything we'd like them to. And to me, the touch screens surly have more then one issue to deal with.