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    Say Goodbye to the USS Enterprise... Forever

    Shame she won't be converted to a museum the way some of the older oil-fired carriers have, but, as I understand it, to remove all of the nuclear reactor components, they've got to cut some pretty massive holes in her, which would cost an inordinate amount of money to repair after the fact...
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    Feed Dump: Japan Holds Sex Lube Olympics

    I, too, enjoy trying to trick a seal into accepting a club soda, forcing him or her to drink it.
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    Feed Dump: There's Free Weed In Vancouver Now

    Was that a Crossing the Streams reference durring the "This Hat" closing?
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    Feed Dump: NSFW Ladies Extravaganza

    Tally grew up in Kansas. Don't ask her to sing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" on Desert Bus.
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    Feed Dump: Man Delivers Baby Porcupine

    That's ok, I'm sure they'll get more hats at PAX East next week... Oh, wait. :(
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    Feed Dump: Man Places Entire Squash into Rectum

    Ok, now that Kathleen has pretty much taken over Feed Dump, I'd like to see one with Stark & Stark as co-hosts on the couch.
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    Feed Dump: The Black Santa Xmas Special

    It sounds like Feed Dump got crossed with Extra Credits for a bit there. Also, in one shot I could hear the birds outside; I remember them from Desert Bus. Are they wintering in your parking lot?
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    Cygnus Space Freighter Blasts Off for ISS Rendezvous

    It's considered a demo flight because they have to perform all those extra maneuvers prior to rendezvous so that NASA, Roscosmos, et al. feel safe that it won't crash into the space station. Also, I don't think they put any irreplaceable cargo on board this flight, in case the berthing doesn't...
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    Feed Dump: Holidays, Pants and Problems

    You see, Kathleen, to pull off that hat, you need to be wearing a purple suit.
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    Feed Dump: 80s Van Gogh Cats

    I'm assuming This Hat will make a return appearance in July.
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    Escape to the Movies: Elysium

    Weirs rhymes like piers or beers; it's not pronounced "Where's Beach". Funspot, though, is awesome. Check thier website, or local gas stations, for a coupon for 25 free tokens when you spend $20. (125 total, thanks to thier sliding scale pricing.)
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    LoadingReadyRun: The 500th Video

    In other words, Desert Bus 1 alone generated three times as much LRR content in four and a half days than the weekly sketches have done in a ten years.
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    LoadingReadyRun: The Travel Bug

    So they're American in this sketch? ("Canada" "Ha" "England" "We told the Brits to shove off hundreds of years ago.") The first half reminds me of an old LRR video, OMG! Bears!
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    Feed Dump: Tigers, Cookies and Snakes

    During "This Hat": Last time Matt made this many puns, he got sent to the box for two minutes. After the stinger: Yay, continuity!
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    LoadingReadyRun: Mustache You a Question

    I'm disappointed by the lack of punching when I searched r/funny. Did they not post it, or do I lack sufficient search-fu?