Feed Dump: The Black Santa Xmas Special

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The Black Santa Xmas Special

Merry Christmas! We got you an extra long Feed Dump. With a side of stupidity.

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kailus13

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You record this on Monday? Everything I knew was a lie!

By the time those bananas get to shore, they'd probably make good fertiliser. Question is whether Del Monte can sell them as that.

Nobody ever wants white socks. Besides maybe tennis players.

How are those trolls scary when they're essentially one thirteenth of a racoon each?
 

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For more coverage of the Yule Lads I can't help but recommend watching these...
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kailus13 said:
Nobody ever wants white socks. Besides maybe tennis players.
And elves!

But seriously, that is a very racist thing to say. Just think about how all those white socks feel.

You monster!

Did I say seriously? I meant "I believe in elves!"
 

Synthetica

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Is it just me or does Kathleen look very pale? Otherwise: excellent episode and merry x-mas to y'all!
 

JenSeven

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Actually, Santa is Saint Nicholas.
That's why he's known as Saint Nick.
He's Turkish.
So, neither of them are right.

His big red floppy hat is actually a fez that has gone soft due to age or something...

Also, other fun fact, Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is actually kinda confused.
Everyone refers to it as male, however ALL male reindeer lose their antlers when winter comes and only females retain their antlers.
So either all of Santa's reindeer are transsexuals or he for some reason enjoys referring to them with male names.
 

MatthewGeer

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It sounds like Feed Dump got crossed with Extra Credits for a bit there.

Also, in one shot I could hear the birds outside; I remember them from Desert Bus. Are they wintering in your parking lot?
 

varmintx

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LRR, proving once again they are the hardest working entertainers on the internet, "No show on Christmas? NO WAY!"
 

Eric the Orange

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I think If I was the family who had the black Santa and got that letter I'd step up my trolling with a black Jesus.
 

Eric the Orange

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MatthewGeer said:
It sounds like Feed Dump got crossed with Extra Credits for a bit there.

Also, in one shot I could hear the birds outside; I remember them from Desert Bus. Are they wintering in your parking lot?
It's Victoria BC Friend. One of those coastal places where the temperature never gets below 50F (10C).
 

Dragon Zero

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For some reason the elf Graham and Kathleen just really got me laughing harder than I have in a long time. I'm hoping for a regular feature.
 

Gilhelmi

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St. Nicolas is real and he is Turkish. Yep, middle-eastern decent.

Off-topic: Also, Coal is not a bad gift, it keeps you warm on the cold winter nights. It was meant to show Christs love for all people. (though there is another strain about NOT judging people, but that is a discussion for later)

EDIT: I forgot to add, when I was growing up I was told that Jesus was Jewish, and my mothers maiden name is Mayo. The Mayo's came to Kansas trying to get the state to join the South (ironically, the Collins and Hardin families came as Abolitionist in favor of the North). My mother told me to never be racist, because it is very possible that I am part black, as slave owners did have sex with slaves.

I also believe in the story of Genesis. Adam and Eve were the parents of the human race (rather literally or not, is up for debate, but not the point). If I treat someone badly because of their race, I am treating my brother or sister badly.

Jesus of Nazareth was of the tribe of Judea and a decedent of King David, He was born in Bethlehem. In other words Jesus would have been of Middle-Eastern decent as well.
 

Gilhelmi

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Eric the Orange said:
I think If I was the family who had the black Santa and got that letter I'd step up my trolling with a black Jesus.
No, do a Middle-Eastern Jesus. Be both a troll, and historically accurate.
 

Vinterdraken

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Usually find Feed Dump to be very entertaining, but as an Icelander this one kinda got borderline offensive at times. Would you outright disregard other peoples faiths, traditions and beliefs as outright fake and stupid out of hand? I dont beleive in fey but most of my family and relatives do. Also they arent the Santas workshop kind of elfs... Think fairies, as in magical protectors of the land and less making toys.
 

Tireseas_v1legacy

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Those elves are adorable...

Okay, bring in the steamroller. Technically they aren't people, so you don't need to stop if they get in the way.
 

Seracen

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Holy crap! For a second there, I thought Ash's earrings were the Skyrim insignia! I was about to go on a tear to find those, haha.

This ep was hilarious, I would swear the stories were straight out of the Onion, if Feed Dump weren't already established as the second most reliable source of news for me (the first being the Daily Show/Colbert Report).