Recent content by Maveron

Engineer in mass effect 2? Use... some sort of science thing

Whomever the second person to use the internet was

Guard: they require thought for the infantry, or alternatively "whine louder space marine, I can't hear you over my ordonance templates"

I still prefer 3.5. Since 4.0 feels too streamlined and combat-focused, it feels harder to roleplay, as though it's all tabletop now

Sounds interesting if they get the AI right. if guardsmen don't make use of cover and numbers, they'll just be inconsequential chaff

I was building a house with netherrack, I didn't realise it was flammable. Flint and steel with douchebag players is irritating in the extreme

To be honest, should I die then I'd like it to be quick and entirely unexpected. Anticipation of oblivion rushing to meet you like the custard pie of the universe sounds like torture

I got lost with the intelligence on tf2 on some dude's custom map. my team was pretty mad

Metal gear solid 3: Snake eater. That song coming on when your climbing the longest ladder in existence. heck yeah

It sorta depends what it's used for. It works so well for party games, and thats not even a new idea (Itoy anyone?) but when they try and do it for 'serious' games it fails. spastic flailing stops being novel and becomes frustrating after, say, an hour or so. Except for rail shooters.

Fallout 2. In fallout 2 I was issued with a spear and told to have at it. 30 motherfucking seconds later 6 dudes with sodding pistols jumped me. I took this as a challenge and vowed to be the hardest guy in the entire wasteland. and lo, it was so. This happened in Dead rising too. Those bloody...

Best. Poker face. Ever! It's a valve game though so I want DOG from half life

The earliest game I can remember playing is 'The secret of monkey island'. Yes I've mastered it. I am the king of rubber chickens with a pulley in the middle

In my experience, all fps players are 12 or have played it for infinity hours. it's like some wierd law that I must play people able to kill everything without pausing to do anything so crass as watch, or who scream 'omfg joo are teh suxxor111!!!!' down the damn mike at me. I prefer people on...

And suddenly, inexplicably backwards controls!