Recent content by Mechalemmiwinks

Mine would be Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow ... just the title alone tells you that you're in for something campy and garishly early-20th-century.

Well, if you're the type of gamer who plays lots and lots of games, something worth buying probably seems great when weighed against the unplayable crap that gets shoveled into your lap.

Meh. I play games on the PC that have to be played on the PC. I don't program or anything, so I'm not developing mods on my own, so I generally don't use mods; I suppose I should mention that I've gotten a few nasty viruses after installing downloaded mods in the past. I've also come to fear...

I take this kind of thing with a grain ... no, a barrel ... of salt. Your approach to reading this kind of data should be that of a music lover watching a music awards show: you know that everyone who voted on this bullcrap is ignorant and will only vote in a bumbling, sheeplike manner that is...

I'd probably go to China, since the pollution would probably kill the zombies. I'd just devolve into some sort of rat-like creature.

I'm respected like roadkill...I'm not terribly liked, but people with morbid fascination hang around me and get scared if I get up and start to do anything.

Yeah, no, nobody call to attention that the cop had to chase the kid into private property in the southwest. No chance he could get ambushed by a drug dealer or a group of illegals. Personally...and this is just me...I'd hate my job if I were a cop and probably would end up shooting someone. I...

Yeah, Deathclaws are essentially the embodiment of the game designers telling you to take the scenic route; if you have to kill them, they make you need better shit to do it than you have at level 2. You CAN just jump up on the cliffs and run past them, as their pathing doesn't let them get up...

I have sleep apnea...so...I sleep "not really" hours.

I like Fallout better. I play a LOT of fantasy card games, board games, tabletop, etc, and I still think Fallout embraces the sci-fi genre better than Morrowind embraces the fantasy genre. By "better", I mean with heavy-handed sarcasm and sexiness.

Alright! Worms: Armageddon will now be infused with MOAR POWERZ! Grand Theft Mariocart is GO!

Eh......depending on what continuity you like, Norse Gods can look however they want. This isn't anywhere near as bad as black Kingpin.

I ate a pound of watermelon Jelly Bellies and vibrated my car 300 miles after I ran out of gas.

No! I'm a chivalrous man and must live, as I am a dying breed! Who the Hell is going to hold doors open for women if I die? Other women? No! Women hate other women. BTW, I'm thoroughly convinced that Jack wouldn't have died on Titanic if his retarded female comrade hadn't jumped back onto...

Let's see...I'm a social vampire, so I suppose I'd just eat people's emotions and leave them as drained husks of people. I think there are several villains that do that already, though (Hate-Monger, Shadow King, Pat Robertson).