Recent content by MechanicalMusic

The ability to ingrow toe-nails... that shit hurts more than a stab wound.

Hi... the new version Samus Aran... Bye

hi... new version of Samus Aran ...bye wait... wrong thread... sorry

Mushroom DNA is more human than plant.

was it unreal tournament? there you can change which side of the screen the weapon is displayed

Maybe they'll make a PC port that doesn't make me throw my alienware out a window. console verson was a work of art though so yes, im very excited.

"who the hell is strawberry?!?!" Spoken by a friend during 420 celebrations.

Early resident evil games. I f-ing LOATH fixed cameras. There was also something stiff and unreal about in-game movement. Even in res evil 4 Leon would ponder along slowly with his gun lowered while bag-head is barreling down on him, swinging a chainsaw. HEEEEEEELP... LEEEEEEEEEEON!!!!

Its a pleasure to be here and thanks for the warning.

Simple. Find a really nice car and leave a sticky note saying only "im sorry for damaging your car"(or whatever). Do nothing else. I did this to a guys Audi R8 usually parked at this fancy 5 star Italian restaurant across the street where i play open mic. he actually spent 2 hours circling his...