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Hell yes! It's a little slow in the beginning, but once you get started it's actually a pretty good game.

Really? Mine were on unicycles. In space.

The Chineese Assult Rifle in Fallout 3, damn that thing is loud.

I don't think I have to mention what this sounds like...

It's OK, nothing special, and just to get it out of the way, "Marmite, but pa might not."

It's been proven that the stock market doesn't change too much based on what presidents say. The Dow dropped when Woodrow Wilson announced we won World War I, and it rose when the Titanic sunk. It's crazy speculation and insane leaps of logic that put the market where it is, and it's what's...

It's the strangest thing: I like Pepsi better, but I almost always drink Diet Coke.

That's not all; soon we'll have genetic scanners built in to our computers to verify age, there's no need for privacy anyway, right?

Sweet, I could make a killin' off lie detector-proof deoderant.

He's off crying because he lost his licence to ***** about video gam-... I mean, practice law.

Damn...

Valve; their only flaw is that they take freakin' forever to release games. Other that that, spotless record.

It's gameplay for me, I've always thought people put too much weight on graphics, as long as they don't completely suck, it's fine by me.

He'll turn 100 and then he'll go all Benjamin Button on us.

I personaly enjoyed CoD 4 and TF2 the best, but I hate sniping in Halo 3. Either you can no-scope someone from across the map, or you freaking suck. Unfortunately, I fall into the latter group.