Recent content by metal mustache

the rober ebert story gave me the giggles

Just saying, i want to see all of moviebobs theoritacl movies edit - i mean actually watch them on bigscreen, not read them

fairy type sounds extremely groan inducing

Youre going to play bioshock 2 based on this? ... GET OUT

was anyone else reminded of donkey kong 64 when he did the deep voiced "get out"?

when your cia ally gives you his evolver with one bullet so you can shoot him, i tried to shoot but missed, and then i walked away and pretended like i did it on purpose

Im glad the school isnt firing him for something he said on a blog, it would be different if he was saying it to his students during class though.

I really hope that these over 100 comments were all posted ironically. Look at the title, we werent even supposed to read this article!!

Heil Jim! long live his glorious empire of video game commentary!

PETA is really starting to target our demographic. I thought that game was hilarious when you get past the propaganda, it kind of makes me want to see what other offesive parodies theyll make

pfft easy modes improve games for me man, like in infamous when you turn down the difficulty and you can just run up to enemies and beat them up instead of hiding behind cover shooting piss weak lighting bolts at people, like honestly how is that enjoyable, i mean do they ever show cole doing...

so like, by "discerning customers" and "high quality games", did he actually mean "dick headed sheeple" and "boring safe games"?

I know exactly what you mean by show don't tell Movie Bob. After Bane took over Gotham, I honestly had no idea how much time was left before the bomb went off at any point. It doesn't help that i'm a bad listener i guess.

I quite enjoyed the movie. But maybe that's because i'm an accountant.

... actually i did not know it was an alien prequel.