Recent content by Misterkillsall

No kidding Brochacho', you wouldn't have to worry about a damn thing, becuase no matter what happens... you will walk away a-ok.

Man do I sincerely hope that the Elites from Halo Reach taste like chicken. Chances are they will, cause' everything tastes like chicken. Especially chicken. ...mmmmmmmmmmmm. Chicken.

I do not care for any of the Final Fantasy games. There, I said it.

Precisely my dear Watson. Seriously though, that TV show would be so f***ing awesome my tv could spontaneously combust.

Armor by John Steakley. Think Apocalypse Now crossed with Starship Troopers and you have a good idea of what it's like.

I think I just had a small stroke... man is that picture f***ing awesome or WUT?!?!?!?!?!

Resident Evil gave us some of the most beautiful women of gaming but one stands apart... Jill Valentine. Look her up, I still don't know how to post pictures.

Captain (expletive deleted) America. Fo' reals.

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, The Sims 3, and Civ 4.

I heard a pretty funny military joke the other day: A Lieutenant called in a Sergeant to his tent and tells him, "Sarge, Private Dickinson's mother just died. I need you to inform him and send him in to see me, but try to do it sensitively." "Affirmative sir," the Sergeant said, then he...

Either "A History of Violence" or "Kick-Ass." Both of them are really f***ing good.

I'd like to see Altair from Assassins Creed fighting Faith from Mirrors Edge. The acrobatics would be f***ing mind-blowing. ...either that or Master Chief fighting a Predator.

GODDAMM!!! These look fairly entertaining.

All of the other choices pale in comparison to the master of all wastelands... THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!!!! Seriously though, zombies are the shizzle.