Recent content by mobsterlobster

Why do people want kids anyway? They take up all your time and money and keep you up all night. Maybe the government needs to start brainwashing people into thinking having kids is a terrible idea, then loads of people will voluntarily make themselves sterile. Maybe.

Well, there goes part of my ear. Maybe I'll take up backyard wrestling and become the new Mick Foley.

When mine red ringed (after swearing a lot and smashing it with a cricket bat), I saved up and bought a slim one because they're quieter, look nicer, have a bigger hard drive and are smaller so it fits on my desk nicely. I'd recommend doing that, if it's possible.

It's great that you fooled a few people. I loved the Tommy Wiseau bit. The sad thing is though, apart from Tommy Wiseau, this whole thing is kinda plausible. I doubt Nintendo would ever do this (again) but if they did greenlight a Mario movie, this is probably close to how it'd go down.

If Fox News' writers played Duke Nukem Forever, they'd still spout the same bullshit they already have because that's what Fox News does best. It still amazes me that anyone listens to anything Fox News says and I can't believe they haven't been sued for false advertising with that "fair and...

My girlfriend is cheaper than £30. She costs nothing because she's imaginary. I wonder if I can get games for free using that logic.

Yeah it's unorthodox, I don't see how it's creepy. I'm pretty sure I read about a woman who lost her husband so had his sperm extracted so she could give birth to his child.

I love "Tolkien-eque" fantasy, but I see your point. I do get tired of seeing the same thing over and over again. As much as I love Dragon Age, I prefer Morrowind just because it's in an original(ish) setting. I also prefer Morrowind to Oblivion for this very reason, voice acting aside.

I think too many people get married when they're not ready. I've read that 45% of marriages end in divorce. Those people need to sit down and think really hard about the person they're with before they decide whether they want to get married. But to answer the question, I am not planning on...

Thank you very much. Now let's hope I can remember how to put up pictures.

I love the look of Zelda: Wind Waker. I'd put a screen shot up but I don't know how to do that "spoiler" thing.

If the Ultimate Warrior's in the game, I'm definitely buying it. "SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSE DIVE HO KOGAN!"

The only Let's Plays I've ever watched were Spoony's SWAT 4 Let's Plays. They were hilarious.

Same in Germany, I went to Cologne in September and on the U-Bahn was a big picture of a women showing a cheeky bit of nipple, and then we got back to the hostel and put the telly on, there was a show about a women getting a boob job. She had them out every 10 seconds. We just sat there staring...

Hopefully they'll release it in the PAL region at the same time as every othe region, unlike Epic Yarn which we're still bloody waiting for. Seriously, didn't it come out in North America and Japan like 4 or 5 months ago? And we still have to wait another 2 months. What the hell? I love...