Recent content by monkey jesus

Flight of the Conchords! Also firefly.

Not to wave my tech-wanger around too much but I deal with widespread virus infections on a large scale very regularly. Worse case I ever saw was some poor sucker who picked up a virus that spoofed the gateway to his network segment sniffed all the traffic on his network. Unfortunately he was...

Post was not directed at you, it was aimed at the suckers pitching in with "Facebook is a virus" type comments. Try not to take it personally.

I laugh my arse off every time the curmudgeons shamble out of their gloom holes to shake their cheeto encrusted fists at the sky/facebook. We surrender as much privacy as we want when we post on Facebook and we get a free service back, we are happy with the trade off. Nobody cares that you...

I've started playing games with my 5 year old son, mostly the Lego series but there are some other puzzlers we play together. We are doing the riddler trophies in arkham city too :) Its only really started since the weather went bad and we can't do stuff outside. It's become something that...

Outmanoeuvring a group of enemies in Bad Company 2 of BF3 and having to work my way through all weapons to kill them all. Grenade>Rifle>Pistol>knife. Also I once bazooka'd on oncoming jeep in BF1942, ducked the flying wreckage that killed an enemy behind me then stood up and took out two...

Did you see those fuckers looting town centres in the UK a little while back? CHAVS!

For some reference on the level of my tolerance I'm been playing games for almost 30 years, I used to write my own on a Spectrum 48K with a rubber keyboard literally days spent typing in code you barely understood to make an "A" dodge falling "T"'s. I weathered the early 90's playing...

What I don't get is that if you've hacked into Steam for personal information and CC details WHY THE FLAMING BUTTJERKY WOULD YOU ADVERTISE THE FACT ON THE TWATTING FORUMS?! Once the hack is detected and the company start to react (and they appear to be reacting well yay Gabe!) the validity...

Found Wanting The Glowsticks Regal Beagles Steampunk Trombone The LoveChisels We Shit in Tubas The Wheelbarrow Cavalry Chutney Holocaust Randy Cowpokes Sponsored Rampage Cockroach Husbandry Jogger's Nipple I like this game, also what's the current band name?

I do computer forensics from time to time and I have a healthy sideline in pulling msg logs of phones for aggrieved parties, male or female. In the UK there are strict rules on how and when you can intercept a message in transmission (the definition of transmission took years to define alone)...

All no's and Religious for 9)

It was worth a try matey :)

Black, sugar if I fancy it. Fresh ground made using an Aeropress for preference. But God help me I sometimes enjoy a Caramel Machiato

The sad fact is that if he'd have just raped the poor kid it would not have got the same sort of press coverage and we certainly wouldn't have been discussing it. Add a gaming peripheral and suddenly it's related to gaming culture. Sad, sad state of affairs. The attacker needs to be...