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my favourite: (although WinWall changes it every 2 hours at random) Credits for this awesome piece of work go to the incredible Phillip M. Jackson [http://jollyjack.deviantart.com]

Hmm, games that I really hate, hmm? I normally deny their existence and try to erase their names from history itself so can't say if they ever had names in the first place but to this very moment there's one Character that I can't help but hate. Hope from FFXIII .. and the most sad thing ever...

SIR Patrick Steward is member of the Royal Shakespeare Society, speaks British English and is overall awesome. Was there ever a different choice? .. Okay, maybe Shatner and Steward together with Bruce Campbell and Filion which would be nerd overkill, but deriously..... Aw shit, I'm...

The "modern" way of DLC is a total f**k up! Back in my days (aw shucks, I'm just 27 years old and sound like an old man) we got such things on CD-ROMs on magazines or in the interwebs FOR FREE! Same goes for patches which are nowadays DLC as well. I DO understand that companies try to make money...

Oh, and then there's of course this fact. Unicorns are neat. We do not like them canned.

I don't know what your problem is? The custom directives clearly state that the import of meat from non-EU states is strictly forbidden. As the can is clearly labled "meat" it falls under the jurisdiction of the custom officers to find out what's actually in there. As they are not allowed to...

Walnuts, they are biologically speaking no nuts but fruits. Besides that, they are quite resistant to outward influences and not as big as grapefruits.

Hollywood adaption of a Japanese classic? Jebus, does noone remember the Hollywood lizard called Godzilla? That can't be right, sorry!

Word! And still, I don't think FFXIII was THAT bad, it makes perfect sense if you think of it as just half the game :)

Basically I can't forgive a game to take the fun out of playing it and this is most easily accomplished by "faulty game mechanics." Back in the days of the classics I remember games like Lufia, Terranigma, Secret of Evermore and Final Fantasy VI (list would go on, but I guess you get the...

In retrospect I think I forgot all my old NES, SNES and SEGA games .. which would dramatically increase the number...

The Old Republic? Duh? Otherwise WoD .. I had to choose one.

The Golden Bough by J. M. W. Turner

I think you have to differ between JRPGs and western RPGs. JRPGs, I definitely go with the Final Fantasy Series since it's one of the oldest and the early instalments all had the same combat system as all the other JRPGs have. With time came experiments on the combat and levelling systems and...

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