Recent content by Mr. Scissors

Perfect spelling in thread names, I think.

...That's the protagonist snapping the dog's neck.

I love how there are games that came out a year or two ago on here. No Pong, no Half-Life 1, The ORANGE BOX (That's more than one game, morons!), no Counter-Strike and no WoW. And I mean, come on! LEGO STAR WARS!? EDIT: I just saw this story on Kotaku. It's for console games only. Still, Lego...

I love when nerds want to whip it out and measure. Everything here is skewed horribly by the fact that every person on this forum thinks they could beat up Bruce Lee if they were allowed to bite. Post count is directly proportional to skill as a fighter, btw.

I crush people with my ENORMOUS BALLS.

I somehow doubt Samus's suits would fit you, friend.

Also, it is legal to kill someone who attempts to sodomize you in Alabama. Only in America.

Portal jokes AREN'T funny anymore, you sound like a moron.

Limp Bizkit covering Who songs is pretty sad.