Recent content by mrsketchy

It's kinda sad that such things have to be explained in a 2 page essay. I wonder how much Yahtzee despises the hooting dribbling internet junkies that his fanbase is consisting of.

I totally agree, so often there is a villian out to exterminate human kind for the greater good of the universe. another example was Duke form Tales of Vesperia, though in a fantasy world, I was easily swayed from believing in the main characters ideals to wishing that they would perish in order...

Like other recreational activities, video games vary from person to person. I agree with this statement, when it comes to psychologically based recreational activities (games in particular) they have to be tailor made for each specific person in order to push their buttons in the perfect...

I am ashamed but Drakengard 1 and 2's endings moved me to tears.

"Duke" from "Tales of Vesperia" by far his solution was far smarter than "let our friendship save the world" also it would've returned the world to it's natural state, no humans or technology. I'd prefer that, even if I was dead.

What you've done wrong: continued to play a mainstream game. Answer: turn off the console and get a job

Usually an unenthusiastic "lulz" or "rofl" and other internet speak pronounced improperly. Or a "go back to your pokemonz, my troll roll and stopping for you"

*looks up from bloodied corpses with chainsaw thats dripping with terrified piss and internal fluids* neat n tidy? heheh. give me a mop plz. *clears throat* Been clean and tidy is best for stealth games, if only more realised that a tone of blood and gore splattered all over the place with...

Dog's Life. >_>

Drakengard had potential to be a great cinematic game but cramped it up with horrible last minute thought gameplay and grindy tendancies that shittied up the epic tale

I prefer stylised games, it shows that there was some intuitive. It adds to the atmosphere

Eh, too many weapons overcomplicates the system, also I can't imagine an ASSASSIN running around with a fucking axe, where's he gunna hide that? In his arse?

I hate most games with heroines due to their pointless display of sexuality to lure in deprived teens. this is also the case for most games with overly muscular men that grunt at eachother and reply to any question about their morals with a shotgun in the face and a good teabagging afterwards.

Careful what you wish for, if experience has taught us anything is that a long number of sequels murder a franchise.

Well the rating system is completely retarded in Australia but the first ever was Tao Feng :l