Recent content by Natmonkey

I don't know if anybody has said this already, but Etsy also offers bike seat covers with vaginas on them. They're knitted, or something, and apparently they don't get stolen very often. Can't imagine why. I would rather gnaw off my own left tit than own one of these stupid things, let alone...

I'm Dutch. As in, from the Netherlands. A lot of people seem to think that when I say I'm Dutch, I mean I'm German.

Personally I would have given this girl a go. From what you've said she's obviously very eager, and if the oral was any good... Yeah. Never mind the criminal record. Being with someone who has done something illegal once and got caught doesn't mean you get pulled into this downward spiral of...

No doubt you will have some favourite characters to play with, and like the others said, the others will level up anyway. I've always found Shale rather good to have along, and Leliana. That woman really knows her way around a bow.

Diablo II, I think. I didn't want to play it, but my friend kept on insisting, and insisting... I played it, became hooked. But I suppose that before that, long before that, I had an Atari or some such on which I would play Pac-man.

Oh yes, I've always wanted a vagina dangling just above my breasts to show off how much of a feminist I am! Yeah... No.

Got food poisoning in Indonesia, and had to spend three nights in the hospital while on a drip. Somehow during the night, the needle had bent and made this raised arch under the skin of my hand. It freaked the nurse out.

Least favourite memory: all of primary school. Six years of unadulterated kiddy hell. No, eight years. The six years of secondary school were all right. Favourite one is where I finally got the guy. Took me almost three years of being cute.

Lemon.

My favourite player character of Dragon Age: Origins.

I have no problems with pre-owned games. Only had one bad experience though; my FF8 crapped out on me at the end of disc 3. Dammit.

Nah, I just like hearing him ramble.

I'm seconding this one. I read it in primary school, a long, long time ago. It has to be "The Thief of Always", seeing how the story fits so well with your description.

I got toasty & chilly. How can it be toasty AND chilly? That doesn't seem to make sense.

Oh, how cute. It should work. Unless she's a little oblivious and misses it, that's a possibility. Just rub her face in it, and you'll be fine.