Are you saying you got kicked out of summer school?...Cheveyo said:
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Sir, you are the definition of awesome.
What is this "school" you speak of? I appear to have wiped all memory of it from my mind.
I'm glad I'm done with it, but my favorite time was Highschool because that's when I started to make a lot of friends (being a giant is a great to accumulate friends).
My worst memory was grade 6, we went on a camping trip and my tent was faulty so it was incredibly difficult to open from the inside, so I spent a lot of time trapped in my tent (luckily it became easy if one person was on each side... honestly, my teacher couldn't even open this thing without help, and he was a pretty strong guy).
I'm glad I'm done with it, but my favorite time was Highschool because that's when I started to make a lot of friends (being a giant is a great to accumulate friends).
My worst memory was grade 6, we went on a camping trip and my tent was faulty so it was incredibly difficult to open from the inside, so I spent a lot of time trapped in my tent (luckily it became easy if one person was on each side... honestly, my teacher couldn't even open this thing without help, and he was a pretty strong guy).
Well this one time at high school about a few years ago, my buddy and I were sitting at the breakfast table talking about Family guy when two big guys just walked on over to our table. I mean these guys were like 6 feet tall and 300 pounds. Anyway when they came over to the table they put their stuff down and told us to watch it. We both looked at each other and payed no mind to what he said and went back to what we were doing, when out of nowhere one of them got punched by another big dude and he landed on the table where we were eating at and busted it in two. Then everyone was fighting and we were in the middle of it. My friend already had two strikes for fighting against him, if the teachers were to see him in that fight he wouldve gotten kicked out of school and I wasnt about to let that happen. With the deputies closing in I told him to fallow me and we rammed through a wall of students and anyone else that got in our way and made it out home free. Good times.
My favorite moment was from my junior year. I had a cross country meet so I brought a duffle bag with my uniform and shoes and stuff. When I went to the bathroom I left the bag outside of the stall (they're pretty cramped), and when I came out my bag was open and someone had stolen my uniform. I ran outside to see if I could chase down the culprit and saw some kid I didn't recognize who was about my size holding my cross country uniform and standing right outside the bathroom. This is how our confrontation went down:
Me: Hey, can I have that back?
*beat*
Him: Yeah, ok.
As you can see, my school was a pretty tough place.
Me: Hey, can I have that back?
*beat*
Him: Yeah, ok.
As you can see, my school was a pretty tough place.
Worst: first three years. While it wasn't exactly bullying in my class, it wasn't great. Everyone had their groups, I didn't in my class so was an easy target for teasing.
Best: anything after those three years, life got less complicated and more laid back, I actually had friends in my classes.
Actually memories: I don't know, playing with lego in engineering was fun.
Best: anything after those three years, life got less complicated and more laid back, I actually had friends in my classes.
Actually memories: I don't know, playing with lego in engineering was fun.
The best time I've had in school was probably either the fun activities I had during Elementary or my senior year in High School. And only my senior year. Before then I was a lot more shy and the only people that I had as friends were a few from junior high and the others from elementary.
Senior year was amazing, I was the only male out of a group of 8 in color guard, and I rocked too. I also got involved in forensics and did a Dramatic Interpretation of Myst, the Book of Atrus. I also got involved in AP Physics which sparked my physics major in college.
The worst memories I've had all come from junior high. Every single moment of it. Every boy and girl just got into puberty and wanted to show off their testosterone and estrogen as many ways as they could by just being jerks and assholes. That and I could never find anyone as a suitable friend to make. I was too soft and quiet to get even noticed either.
Senior year was amazing, I was the only male out of a group of 8 in color guard, and I rocked too. I also got involved in forensics and did a Dramatic Interpretation of Myst, the Book of Atrus. I also got involved in AP Physics which sparked my physics major in college.
The worst memories I've had all come from junior high. Every single moment of it. Every boy and girl just got into puberty and wanted to show off their testosterone and estrogen as many ways as they could by just being jerks and assholes. That and I could never find anyone as a suitable friend to make. I was too soft and quiet to get even noticed either.
I still remember climbing the tree's in my middle school with my boyfriend at the time and 2 other friends (one of whom is now my fiance lol). We got into trouble for it loads of times, especially when my then boyfriend decided to try setting fire to the leaves and the other kids would tell on us.
I also remember when me and my finace first became boyfriend and girlfriend 1-2yrs later, the kids took the p*** and would get us to kiss on the lips all the time just to laugh at us. Then again, i decided "sod them". I might have been young but i liked him and was sick of people taking the p*** out of him and his friend all the time. Several years later and we're back together and happier then ever, and for once, the girls are jealous =D
I also remember when me and my finace first became boyfriend and girlfriend 1-2yrs later, the kids took the p*** and would get us to kiss on the lips all the time just to laugh at us. Then again, i decided "sod them". I might have been young but i liked him and was sick of people taking the p*** out of him and his friend all the time. Several years later and we're back together and happier then ever, and for once, the girls are jealous =D
Most of my time spent in school was hell(except, strangely enough, Middle School, which most say is supposed to be the worst). I have tons of bad memories, none of which I'm particularly willing to get into here, and only one good memory: The mornings where I'd wake up at 5:30, look around my room and just say, "Fuck this, I'm not going to school today."
I ended up missing around 30 days of school during my senior year, including graduation day. It's become something of a point of pride for me.
I ended up missing around 30 days of school during my senior year, including graduation day. It's become something of a point of pride for me.
Best Recently: Well, at the end of seventh grade my math teacher (great guy, by the way) dressed in drag. School students got him a wig, a dress, a purse, lipstick, everything. Luckily, it was just creepy enough to be absolutely hilarious.
Worst Recently: Spending the entirety of seventh grade not telling an acquantaince of mine my feelings for him. Sucks being gay when you're in middle school and in south Texas. I was nearly in physical pain during the last day of school.
Worst Recently: Spending the entirety of seventh grade not telling an acquantaince of mine my feelings for him. Sucks being gay when you're in middle school and in south Texas. I was nearly in physical pain during the last day of school.
Best:The day when i punched my slag of an ex girlfriends new boyfriend in the face
ahh good memories...
Worst:Exams duff said
ahh good memories...
Worst:Exams duff said
Worst memory: Getting beaten by a guy because he lost a basketball 1 on 1 with me.
Best memory. Bulking up for the next year , beating the crap out of the guy , getting expelled 30 days from the high school.
Fun fact: He's my best friend now . The school made us talk to each other 1 hour after school , we actually found out we got a lot in common. I'll be his best man ( I think that's the closest equivalent ) for his wedding next year . Strange how life works lol
Best memory. Bulking up for the next year , beating the crap out of the guy , getting expelled 30 days from the high school.
Fun fact: He's my best friend now . The school made us talk to each other 1 hour after school , we actually found out we got a lot in common. I'll be his best man ( I think that's the closest equivalent ) for his wedding next year . Strange how life works lol
Best Memory: Singing with my band at a practise. T'was an awesome day.
Worst Memory: Getting driven to the point of madness by this arse-hole and his friend. I got so angry, I tried to land one square in his face, but realised I'd upset his girlfriend, who I was good friends with, so instead threw my fist into the wall. That hurt like hell, then, I was so angry I ran all the way home, which was 20 minutes away. Instead of unlocking the door, I climbed over my fence, cutting my arm on this tree. I got into the garden, walked up to our punching bag, and just went crazy. I started throwing punches, and couldn't stop. I eventually snapped over it by the time I'd burst the bag, and started strangling an inanimate object. I look at my fists, which were covered in blood. I walked inside the house, nearly crying, ignoring my Mum, who was asking me what was wrong.
I think I sat awake in my room until the next morning...I was that scared of myself.
Worst Memory: Getting driven to the point of madness by this arse-hole and his friend. I got so angry, I tried to land one square in his face, but realised I'd upset his girlfriend, who I was good friends with, so instead threw my fist into the wall. That hurt like hell, then, I was so angry I ran all the way home, which was 20 minutes away. Instead of unlocking the door, I climbed over my fence, cutting my arm on this tree. I got into the garden, walked up to our punching bag, and just went crazy. I started throwing punches, and couldn't stop. I eventually snapped over it by the time I'd burst the bag, and started strangling an inanimate object. I look at my fists, which were covered in blood. I walked inside the house, nearly crying, ignoring my Mum, who was asking me what was wrong.
I think I sat awake in my room until the next morning...I was that scared of myself.
hmm this will be a tough 1... ah! i got it! in secondary school we had these 4 teachers that were hilarious in their own way. one was my history teacher, she was as fat as hell, but she would do the most awesome things. we had to learn about the Renaissance, so she snuck in Romeo and Juliet in Miami, and when we had to learn about writing from the 20th century, she dressed up as captain hook for the whole day! there was the metalwork teacher, he was a sorta small man that allowed us to swear and tell 'ur mam' jokes in class (lol) and he was a fan of Assassin's Creed, but he had the biggest motherfucking dog you have ever seen. it was 2/3 of his size. no joke. last year he brought in southpark the movie into class (hehe someone asked him 'sir, what are they doing?' during the SatanxOsama scene, 'shut up' was all he said XD) and he let us watch Borat. in first year. last teacher in secondary was my english. i cant say his name here but he NEEDS to be acknowledged. he had this sorta smile and hunch that made him look friendly all the time and he could pull off the walking stick look. he seemed to love his work and he was good at it. he didn't belive in giving first years homework and he would get caught up in his war storys all the time. the worst part of secondary was probably when the english teacher was out of action for a year and got replaced by this godawful ***** that would give you homework just because she could. one time she said everyone did well, but then she saw one particular piece of homework and said that if since it was so good she would expect it done again by everyone but better, that night,at the same time as our other homework. we had to suffer this kind of thing every school day fo the whole year. best thing in primary was probably when this guy a year younger than me became obsessed with (wait for it) beating me in chess. he would follow me around just because i got second place in a chess tournament (i was dominating when a guy in the same class as me told me in the semifinals that he let her win so that he could score, and asked if i would lose for him i said sure, after all, i was only playing because it was mandatory and i should help him out. and maybe i could try if he screws up. she was hot (and she turned out to become the slut of the year in secondary). i got a bit off track, but anyway i lost (on purpose) and he became obsessed with me, always following me around and i mean, it was just sad after a while. anyway he was a big crybaby (he cried over losing friendly games of basketball at school) but as he got more frustrated, he also got violent. he once took a swing at me with a hockey stick and i casually kicked his wrist, grabbed the hockey stick, and jabbed him in the solar plexus (i got skill). he started crying, i got in trouble and we had shake hands. i came from a more violent school than he did, it was my second school so i was well known, so he started taking his anger out on my little brother (9 years old). one hockey stick swing and a mediocre disarm later, he found out he could fight too and started crying, without even being hit (XD). anyway, long story short he challenged me to a chess match. after i casually destroyed him i asked him to move out of my way, as they had just turned on Hook (i always felt connected to the character). his reaction was easy to predict so i guess i was a little bit of a prick to him after that ('if you're quite done wasting my time...' and well are you just going to stand there or are you going to fuck off?' are you going to clean up your mess...*****'), he ran outside crying and promptly started banging his head on a wall. he was held back a year, so i would be in third year when he was in first year. that was my happiest primary school memory. i love making posts much too big 
Try 10 years and you know what I've been through.bodare said:
Incidentally I punch people now who say that highschool is the best time in someones life.
One of the things i always remember from school is a story about the new boy in our class. Our teacher told us that we were getting a new boy and one of my mates had to sit by himself all year so he asked could the new boy sit beside him. My mate was very excited that he was no longer alone. Then about 5 minutes later the new boy raised his hand and the teacher asked what was wrong. The new boy said," He farted". Well the whole class near wet themselves with laughter, but needless to say the new boy was labeled a tell tale