Recent content by Neil Sharpson

Every German I've met has been crazy organized and punctual so there may be some truth in that one. Also, I'd like to think we Irish are as friendly as people think.

I actually had to be circumcised at the age of 27 for a medical condition. Sometimes it's neccesarry.

I have a suspicion that Lucifer in Shin Megami Tensei is actually unbeatable. You don't need to defeat him to win the game but you can still try. He's level 99, immune to everything except physical attacks and if you don't kill him within a ridiculously short number of turns he casts an...

I'm Irish, but to be honest the shit accents don't bug me. Usually because they're so bad they're funny, and also because in all fairness it is a horrendously difficult accent to do well. Orson Welles couldn't do it. Kevin Spacey couldn't do it. Hell, Colin Farrell can't do it and he's IRISH. I...

"the most evil was chamberlain, he just let everything happen." Okay, first of all that is hugely unfair. He tried his damndest to prevent a horrendous war that neither his country nor France were in any state to fight (look at how quickly French defenses collapsed, they still hadn't...

I got your funny right here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js4GepPNQro

I'd say "You know what? We're not perfect, but if you could see how far we've come? 100,000 years ago, we were killing each other. Constantly. We lived in little tribes, and if we came across another tribe that was smaller, we killed them. If we came across one that was bigger, they killed us...

No, this is an old stereotype. No one is able to think about ANYTHING every other minute. You'd go insane. Of course if you ask a guy if he's thinking of sex he'll say yes because you mentioned the word and just suggested it to him. But no guy thinks that much about sex unless he's somehow...

I have a rule about this sort of thing. Basically, if the actor is awesome I don't care. The white kid as Aang was terrible, therefore I care. Edris Elba was the best thing in Thor movie, therefore I do not.

Monkey Island. Good writing never goes out of style.

In Ireland, we take our Guinness ads VERY seriously: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zff9hVH3ptY