Recent content by Newbonomicon

Wait, video games have endings?! All joking aside, I have a MASSIVE list of games I absolutely adored but never saw the ending of, and frankly, some of the items on the list are downright embarrassing. Here's just a small sample. Kingdom Hearts The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask TES V...

I could have sworn he said "Diet Jesus".

The American Revolution was never about which side was morally justified. It was politics. Charismatic leaders managed to sway the colonists into thinking they'd be better off as their own country, and everyone shot everyone else until that happened. In fact, when you strip away the late...

The Followers of the Newbonomicon are obsessed with entropy and the inevitability of failure. They are best equipped to fight a war of attrition, good for cautious players, but difficult to gain momentum with. Infantry: Cultist This unit is equipped with ceremonial armor giving it an above...

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Now that we all know at least the general story of TES V: Skyrim, it's time to engage in needless speculation! You'll notice that in the poll, I left out Morrowind, Cyrodill, and Skyrim. That's because those three were already the settings of "major" TES games. Provinces from the lesser-known...

I thought it never happening kind of WAS canon. Or something. You know, it's really confusing. Kingdom Hearts' overarching plot is absurdly hard to follow.

What, are you saying they're the same because all turians look alike? You humans are all racist!

There are a number of points that will scrape together a victory in the end. 1) Shepard will unite most if not all civilizations across the entire galaxy to concentrate their efforts. 2) Shepard's actions will somehow allow for the creation of superpowerful dark matter weaponry. 3) The...

Let's see... The Sims 3 doesn't count... I did start up Jade Empire again recently, but I can't remember if I played City of Heroes after that or not. Either way it's a no. Actually, it would be a no regardless, because I wouldn't have sex with anyone, real or fictional. Why did I click...

Honestly, is it so hard to believe that, completely independently of the idea of telekinetic powers, people took the philosophy of the Jedi, as presented by Masters Obi-Wan and Yoda, to heart? There's some very zen lessons hidden in there, bearing a good deal of similarity to Buddhism or Taoism...

Just seeing those first two words of the title, anyone could guess that this topic would have pages and pages of responses. I can't offer any insight to the opinion of the public at large, but I can tell you why I hate them. I'm just a bitter person. The fact that I don't feel sexual...

Fox News makes biased and uninformed statements painting new media in a negative light? They called in some "expert" from a completely irrelevant field, who then was blasted as a hypocrite? Darth Vader is Luke's father? The sky is blue? ALL OF THIS IS NEWS

Oh, speaking of banning religion, I almost forgot! Once I have become one with the computer, I will declare that no god is to be venerated above me. I will not ban religion entirely, nor will I spread propaganda about me creating the world or being son of a god or anything, I will simply require...

He's in Brawl already. Where have you been?