Recent content by Not George Carlin

I wouldn't know it, I didn't even watch it. Even so, it's not funny, that's like saying you like Half Life and holding up a copy of Silent Hill. No one would laugh they would just assume you should be put into a small box with a book and a helmet.

This made me cry: http://i.imgur.com/4mjrW.png

All these questions AND MORE were answered in a very recent edit, sorry about that, escapees, I wasn't using my noggin.

Didn't think it was misleading. Just a joke for what is at it's core a sob story.

Long story short: I fucked up my friendship for a girl. I made up with the friend. I got the girl. I find out girl was unhappy and cheating. I wallow in my sorrows. I make friends with new boyfriend. I make friends with some girls who I don't love but who are attractive. I sleep with girls who I...

Why is Jack Thompson not on the list? Or that old man from Australia who thinks that M stands for Must Play For All Ages?

It would ruin Half-Life... as I've come to know it. If, per say, Episode 3 was to come out, [pffft] having iron-sights would just be weird and an uncalled for change of gameplay to what is basically an expansion. When OpFor came out for the original HL they didn't introduce flying mechanics. If...

Worst: My dad punched me three times in the head, twice in the back, yanked me out of bed by my ankle, threw the mattress off me, punched me in the face, walked into a wall, blamed me for it and then proceeded to forget why he wanted to wake me up. Weirdest: Dog was licking my foot. I don't...

The problem with the "don't like it don't [verb] it" argument is that I can't determine whether I like it or not without listening/watching or whatever and, in this case, they occasionally have gems and occasionally have audio diarrhea so it's hard to determine just if I like it or not. The...

Well a lot of my friends started listening to Avenged Sevenfold recently and I'm not sure if I should too. There's nothing particularly bad with there music except for some things that I can't place my finger on but I can't see myself ever voluntarily listen to it. "Metal" isn't my thing, I...

We love you Bungie. You get it.

So it's 6am here and I'm about to take a shower. As I do every day. After that I'm going to log on to facebook and chat with my girlfriend for 15 minutes and then I'll go to work. When I come home I will play some minecraft for half an hour before going to bed. Just stepping back to analyze all...

So it's 6am here and I'm about to take a shower. As I do every day. After that I'm going to log on to facebook and chat with my girlfriend for 15 minutes and then I'll go to work. When I come home I will play some minecraft for half an hour before going to bed. Just stepping back to analyze all...

This thread makes me uncomfortable. I have nothing else to say.

Immediate Reactions: Does it stop when you look back at it? What does it drop when you kill it? Can it teleport INSIDE my house? Where does it spawn? Can it move things like iron? Does it attack other mobs? What... noises will it make? How long until it finds it's way into my nighmares?