Recent content by obehave_wan

This is exactly what I thought after I read both sides.

I'm a Berserker from Red Faction: Armageddon. I may be big and dumb, but I go out with a bang.

English is a living language. Only one of those is actually grammatically incorrect, all the rest are just ridiculous complaints of how the language has changed.

I have an army of the faceless, nameless soldiers from F3AR (Fear 3). Freaking useless.

Cole Phelps from L.A. Noire vs. your Warden? Cole's dead.

From around age 8 to 12, I had long hair and was always mistaken for a girl. My mom made me get my hair cut.

http://www.cracked.com/article_19283_7-ancient-forms-mysticism-that-are-recent-inventions.html Cracked just ran an article today about so-called mystic beliefs (Ouija boards are #4).

Just playing LEGO Star Wars III...that could be painful.

Sweet! I get to bash some skulls with my trusty ukulele!

I love this kind of soapbox stuff. Everyone wants to defend the girl who was assaulted (which no one can deny is horrible), but no one seems to understand the law. You have to cheer what they tell you to if you want to be a cheerleader. Period. You can't join the choir and sing a different...

Short answer: No. Long answer: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.......

Unfortunately, I can't divide by zero. In other words, I can't calculate an average time of dating before sex until I actually have sex.

Pretty sure I'm dead, since I was scratching my belly-button. At the least, I'm now a super-innie.

It's "retro" in the Gears universe, not to the game audience. I gathered the following from the Gears of War novels. Before the war against the Locust, the humans were fighting a war against each other (the Pendulum Wars), where standard bayonets were good enough. When the Locust arrived...

Of course it violates the terms of service, but I still wanna try it, to mess with people. Here's the best part: when I signed up to get notified when it starts, they say I can get in earlier if I invite friends. Doesn't it defeat the purpose if 7 of your friends know she isn't real?!