Recent content by Old Man Neck

Switzerland. Kind of obvious really.

Doom 3 mirror in the bathroom. Just don't look at it. Ever

You micromanage drunken manic depressive midgets with the worst graphics in any game ever. The physics engine has reached some sort of meta-state where it is incredibly detailed, but incredibly broken as well. The game is extremely buggy, with glitches misnamed as features.Game speed can vary...

Advance Wars, Days of Ruin. Fun and solid Turn Based combat with what I think is the best story in the series.

Pretzels, Grapes, Sammiches, anything that doesn't grease up my fingers or creates too many crumbs.

Ratchet and Clank, Up Your Arsenal. I love that game. San Andreas? My quote- "Build ten more... WOOOOAAAD RRRAIDERRRS!"

Killing Vlad in GTA4, and destroying GLaDOS was really satisfying to me. And while you don't kill him, beating Captain Quark in any of the Ratchet and Clank games always makes me happy inside.

Bendak Starkiller as a Scout or Scoundrel in KOTOR. When underleveling for more Jedi levels, fighting him devolves into throwing grenades at him until he gets stunned, or he kills you in one hit with a power blast.

Salt. "Oh no! The government thinks I am a spy. To prove I am not a spy, I am going to run away and kill everyone that tries to capture me, to prove that I am innocent!"

The ending duel in The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly. Most epic shot of three guys standing around doing nothing ever filmed.

Yes, I have been there. 4chan, You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

I literally Googled Old Man Neck and found a random picture I liked.

Those damn hoverski parts in Battletoads are unbeatable.

Dwarves, due to Dwarf Fortress. Also, Dwarf Fortress made me hate elves.

Not at all, although I know I am an extreme minority at my school.