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    A thought experiment

    You wake up in a bed, hungover. You look around you, and notice you do not recognise this room, or the bed you are sleeping in. You feel something wet on your arm. You look around, and to your horror you see a medulla oblongata residing there, beside you on the bed. How do you react?
  2. Olofelefant

    A thought experiment

    You wake up in a bed, hungover. You look around you, and notice you do not recognise this room, or the bed you are sleeping in. You feel something wet on your arm. You look around, and to your horror you see a medula oblongata residing there, beside you on the bed. How do you react?
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    Dead Island Review

    Waste of a trailer, I think (this opinion was formed by watching a friend play the PC version).
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    Man Arrested For Trying to Split the Atom at Home

    He should have his own cracked article
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    Man Arrested For Trying to Split the Atom at Home

    We haven't been in a war since the early 1800's, we need a way to blow off steam in.
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    if your avatar had music what would it be?

    [ youtube= letters after watch = ] so, in your case it would be EDIT: nice theme bro
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    if your avatar had music what would it be?

    It makes me happy, as does my avatar.
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    Venting Steam

    Nope. He's still not allowed to illegally download th titles, despite him having bought the games and being unable to play them. Shit happens bro.
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    What's your controversial opinion?

    Fine, I guess I just sort of hold a grudge towards him, ut I'm not really sure why. I think it's something about his voice.
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    The scary thread

    To be hones, I dislike most of "internet horror" (if there is such a thing), but screamers just seem particularly cuntish to me, especially when you hide them in friendly-looking videos. I saw a fucking screamer when I was six. I was scared for quite some time after that. They're a bit like...
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    What's your controversial opinion?

    I strongly believe that militant atheists can be just as harmful as militant religous people. For example, I think that Richard Dawkins does much more harm than good preaching his belief that all religion is wrong and generally shit, ironically with a near-religious fervour. I haven't read...
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    What's your controversial opinion?

    Mussolini even got trains to run on herbs; thyme (OH GOD I AM A COMICAL GENIUS [and I did not steal it from xkcd]) captcha: armies fromptie. What do you want our armies to do, lord Inglip? FROMPTIE!
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    The scary thread

    Wasn't that an iPhone app? I think it was called haunted. BTW, screamers don't destroy your soul in the way really good creepypasta does. EDIT: fuck you, smile.jpg. fuck you and your smily ways.