Man Arrested For Trying to Split the Atom at Home

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Svenparty

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Other hobbies include:

T Rex Racing
Jellyfish Karma Sutra
Faking a Moon landing
Having testicles that can be seen from space.
 

Danpascooch

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I hope the fact that he called the radiation authority was considered in his sentencing.
 

Iridul

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It's quite disturbing how many misconceptions and misunderstandings there are here. Let's try and set the record straight.

1. A nuclear power reactor cannot explode like a nuclear weapon. The material in use is too full of impurities, not densely packed enough and not enriched with enough fissile content to work like a nuclear weapon. Even in a meltdown, (which is a fancy name for everything gets too hot and melts, nothing more) you wouldn't get close. What you might get in a meltdown is hydrogen gas production from a reaction between the fuel rod metal (that encases the uranium) and steam. The hydrogen gas can then explode (hydrogen has a tendency to do this, see Hindenburg etc. [yes I know about the paint..]). A hydrogen gas explosion is what happened at Fukushima following a meltdown. It's also what they feared might happen at Three Mile Island, though it never did because they managed to stop it going that far.

2. He was using DEPLETED Uranium 238. The clue is in the question people, DEPLETED. That's like trying to start a fire by using ashes instead of wood, it's not going to happen. The useful bit is already gone, refined away in the enrichment process. Depleted Uranium is considerably less radioactive than natural Uranium in the ground, although it is still toxic and poisonous, like other heavy metals such as lead.

3. His 'meltdown' was a chemical reaction, other people have already explained this well so I wont bother repeating them.

4. He should go to prison. Stupidity can be, and often is, criminality. The Deepwater Horizon guys in the Gulf of Mexico were criminally stupid and should go to jail. This guy is criminally stupid and should too. The radiation risk is minimal, cause he was too dumb to get far on that front. But he was still playing around in his kitchen with a whole bunch of toxic substances that could have reacted chemically, potentially killing him. Additionally, he could have poisoned neighbours and his local environment as it seems likely he would have also been too stupid to clear up safely once he was done. 2 years might be a bit much, but 30 days might give him a nudge in the correct, safer, direction.
 

Olofelefant

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Svenparty said:
Other hobbies include:

T Rex Racing
Jellyfish Karma Sutra
Faking a Moon landing
Having testicles that can be seen from space.
He should have his own cracked article
 

Bobbity

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Haha, this reminds me of the Church of the Atom quest in Fallout, for some reason. :p Pretty cool, but the guy is still a bit of an idiot, and I'm glad he was caught. Even so, I'm wondering if we could waive the prison sentence for this fellow, in the name of encouraging innovation, and his experiments being freakin' awesome and so on and so forth.
 

Vie

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http://www.blinkbox.com/Movies/28662/Young-Einstein?Scene=21376

Am I the only one who saw this the moment I read the title of the thread?
 

fenrizz

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Well ain't that typical...

Can't even have our own nuclear reactors at home anymore...

Also, where the hell did he get his hands on Uranium?
 

Jakub324

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That guy is both an idiot and... Actually, he's just an idiot, but an idiot in the best possible way.
 

GonzoGamer

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Tzekelkan said:
Funny, I didn't know being awesome was a crime nowadays.
It's only a crime if you say "Muahahahaha!" a lot while being awesome.
He should've kept it to the minimum when he was calling the Radiation Authority. I mean, they probably thought he was some sort of nut. Imagine that.