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    Poll: Should I buy Fallout 3?

    I'll say no, because I believe there's a lot more fun to be had with Oblivion. get it instead. Fallout's shorter, browner, more depressing, has no magic, not as much to do and it has a really stupid Karma system, coupled with bugs that make you want to eat your keyboard. Not a bad game, but...
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    Zero Punctuation: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky

    oh wow, that's one of the funniest reviews of the lot. I never did have any respect for imitation real life shooter games and thought myself silently nodding in agreement until the end came and I was so incapacitated by laughter, I couldn't help but posting this comment and recommending this...
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    Zero Punctuation: The Witcher

    At the risk of having half a dozen fanboys shove my comments up my arse, I'm going to venture out and say that The Witcher is a really really ridiculously hateful game, but it does suck you in (oh, it pains me to say that). I finished the Witcher, but somehow felt that all the hours I spent...
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    Zero Punctuation: Prototype

    Brilliant game, but consider renting it rather than buying. Personally, I feel this game lacks in replay value, because, no matter what you do, the story and key gameplay will always be the same... now stop reading forums and start nagging developers to bring out an inFamous PC version...
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    Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    For some strange reason I "wasted" my money on a Wii, and SSBB is the only game I've found that justifies this massive expense. Great game for when you're depressed, bored or tired of "dead" (realistic) graphics. I don't get why people complain they can't see the characters. All you need is two...
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    Zero Punctuation: Fallout 3

    This is right on the money. I liked Oblivion a lot, it made you feel... happy... and becoming 100% invisible and messing with the game mechanics created some hilarious moments. But this is a whole new level of depressing. Brown, brown, grey, dead, brown, dead, grey.
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    Most annoying boss fights

    A lot of people mention Elizabeth Greene from Prototype, but this doesn't crack it as my worst boss fight as the Graveyard Spike-thingy packs quite a punch against her. Difficult but manageable. A really blood boiling boss was that blue see-through teleporting woman boss thing in the DOA4 story...