Recent content by Paddy the Second

I'm pretty sure it's actually on US netflix, i'm in the UK tho so don't quote me on it. It's one of the greatest films i've ever seen.

"Hard to be a God" the 2013 one not the 80s one. Not strictly Medieval because it's on another planet but I doubt any other movie has as much mud and guts as those times actually had.

I advance the plot.

I dust myself off as I get to my feet. "Ouch."

I grab the robot and slide down the stairs on top of it.

"Gross, lions are endangered you assholes."

"Last time we tried to kill the mysterious speaker voice and it didn't go very well so.."

"RIP in fucking pieces."

I go to Tesco to use my voucher.

I grab the box and the prize.

I raid Waffles' food stand and pay him in n-gages.

I accompany on French Horn.

"Fucking incredible." I convert the ring into a tilting platform ala Flash Gordon.

I punch Waffles in the throat and take my seat, amusing myself while I wait with the wide variety of games available for the n-gage such as, uh, well, how about, holy shit there's an Elder Scrolls game oh my god. Wait you have to take the battery out to put the game in? What the hell.

I bash Salt's head in with the shopping cart, n-gages falling around us.